Melanoma and Ivanka dislike each other intensely as well. Their nicknames for each other are the "Princess" and the "Portrait."

For humanity's sake, both should martyr themselves at sacred Mount Fuji.

Sources:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8422661/Melania-Trump-called-Ivanka-Princess-daughter-
called-portrait.html

More on Melanoma from the New York Times:

"Mrs. Trumpf has spent fewer than 14 days at the White House since her husband was inaugurated 108 days ago. As the weeks pass by at the White House, the corner of the residence long used by first ladies remains dark, because this first lady does not really live in Washington."

"Melania Trump vanishes from view for weeks at a time, holing up in Trump Tower in Manhattan or in Florida, where she can lie low at Mar-a-Lago. Administration officials say she is at the White House more often than the public knows, but when exactly, and for how long, these officials will not (or perhaps cannot) say for certain."

"It's like having Greta Garbo as first lady."