Pizzas Sent to Federal Judges' Homes as Threat

Sunday, May 11, 2025

The top Democrat on the Senate Judiciary Committee on Tuesday called on the Justice Department and FBI to investigate a series of anonymous pizza deliveries made to the homes of federal judges in recent months, saying they appeared to be part of a wave of threats against the judiciary.

Posted by retort at 03:42 PM | 5 COMMENTS | permalink

Many of the pizzas reportedly showed up at the homes of judges presiding over cases the administration was defending. Some were made in the name of U.S. District Judge Esther Salas's son, Daniel Anderl, who was fatally shot in 2020 by an attorney who posed as a delivery person, Salas and trial attorney Paul R. Kiesel wrote last month.

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Once the investigation is over, I'll be happy to give those pizzas a good home.

#1 | Posted by censored at 2025-05-11 05:44 PM

I'm sure that the crack team at the FBI, lead by crime dog Kash Patel, will be on this as soon as they get back from the big WWE event in some burgh in some Red State. Those FBIers will be all over those pizzas!

#2 | Posted by catdog at 2025-05-12 08:18 AM

re 1

Better wait to see if they came from Hillary's Pizza Parlor.

The toppings might be evidence of dead baby parts maga has been looking for!

#3 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-05-12 02:37 PM

As part of an explosives training program, we were tasked with building an "undetectable bomb". One thing to look for when identifying suspicious packages is greasy cardboard, because C4 is oily. So we used that to our advantage and made a C4 pizza, put it in a used pizza. The scary part was using a torch to melt the mozzarella.

#4 | Posted by Miranda7 at 2025-05-13 09:21 AM

Better wait to see if they came from Hillary's Pizza Parlor. The toppings might be evidence of dead baby parts maga has been looking for!
#3 | Posted by donnerboy

'Salright. I'm a liberal so, per the MAGAts, cannibalistic consumption of babies is my bag baby!

#5 | Posted by censored at 2025-05-13 12:08 PM

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