Saturday, May 24, 2025

Trump Serves Memecoin Bros Airline-Quality Food

A black-tie dinner for the top buyers of Donald Trump's meme coin featured him speaking at a lectern emblazoned with the presidential seal, despite the White House arguing it was a "private" event on "personal time." But it was the entree that drew gasps.

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After Wired reporter Matthew Champion posted a picture -- shared with him by one of the attendees -- of a sad plate of food served at the event, it didn't take long for the mockery to go into full swing.

"I've had better food on Spirit Airlines," snarked CNBC correspondent Steve Kovach, who was not at the event, referencing the discount airline.

Indeed, the photo showed a minuscule portion of food on the large, white-with-gold-leaf Trump plate. A handful of orange sticks -- perhaps carrots -- sat alongside a lonely slice of squash, while it appeared an ice cream scoop was used to add a dollop of yellow mashed potatoes on the dish. The small piece of halibut looked more like dry chicken, and the filet was covered in brown gravy but still appeared extremely overcooked.

200 people spent millions on Trump's memecoin and were rewarded with this dinner www.wired.com/story/a-heli ...

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-- Matthew Champion (@matthewchampion.bsky.social) May 23, 2025 at 1:26 PM

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While the top 25 on the list were invited to an "ultraexclusive private VIP reception," it appeared that the president only spent a short amount of time at the event and didn't even stick around to hand out prizes to the top purchasers of his cryptocurrency.

Hand out prizes.

G0dd&mn game show host.

#1 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2025-05-24 07:04 AM

The guy with a First Class ego pushes Economy Class gruel to his selective, elite guests.

This shows you what Trumpf really thinks of these 'marks.'

Cha-ching!

#2 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-05-24 07:28 AM

Nothing but class.

#3 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-05-24 08:45 AM

WHERE'S THE BEEF DONALD!?

#4 | Posted by Yodagirl at 2025-05-24 10:52 AM

The ultimate con. I wonder what's next....oh, silly me-when that big beautiful bill passes, it'll be us!

#5 | Posted by Yodagirl at 2025-05-24 12:24 PM

SO ON-POINT for Demential Don.

Extreme and obvious crime while simultaneously scrimping on the perks for the bribers/guests.

#6 | Posted by e1g1 at 2025-05-24 01:01 PM

Perhaps the food was awful at the Trumpf National Golf Club because his underpaid, overworked illegal migrant workers were deported.

#7 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-05-24 02:50 PM

Trump is and always will be the poor mans idea of [insert anything here].

No surprise he'd serve people s*&^ after they gave him millions.

#8 | Posted by jpw at 2025-05-24 06:50 PM

Meals came off the Qatar gift plane. Might as well use them.

#9 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2025-05-24 11:01 PM

Meals came off the Qatar gift plane.

Did they check the expiry date? That thing has been in mothballs for a while.

#10 | Posted by REDIAL at 2025-05-24 11:36 PM

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