Wednesday, June 11, 2025

Dotard Says He Could Have Been a Flutist

President Donald Trump has revealed he was a talented musician as a child and excelled at playing the flute. In a wide-ranging interview for the Pod Force One podcast, Trump said he had a gift for music from an early age that he could have been a flutist. "I had flute lessons! This is the first person who's ever asked me that question," he told The New York Post's Miranda Devine. "Can you believe it, I could've been a flutist. I didn't particularly like it, it wasn't for me."

Comments

Judging by his performance in Helsinki he might actually be telling the truth for once.

#1 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-06-11 01:48 PM

Of course Trumpf would say that. Here is what the immortal Mozart said about the flute: www.azquotes.com

#2 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-06-11 01:51 PM

... I didn't particularly like it, it wasn't for me. ...

Probably because there's no flute solo in Y.M.C.A.

#3 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-06-11 02:08 PM

Skin flutist maybe.

#4 | Posted by qcp at 2025-06-11 02:11 PM

Ian Anderson just threw up.

www.youtube.com

#5 | Posted by Corky at 2025-06-11 02:29 PM

I hear he plays the skin flute nearly as well as JPW.

#6 | Posted by BellRinger at 2025-06-11 05:53 PM

#6
Evidently you're putting yourself a huge connoisseur of such matters. Bon appetite!

#7 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2025-06-11 06:01 PM

Don't know about Trump's self-proclaimed, i.e. made-up, musical aptitude. However, he is certainly a master at blowing his own horn.

#8 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2025-06-11 06:04 PM

Is Trump telling the story about the one time at band camp when he took a flute and shoved it up his @$$, again?

#9 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-06-11 06:06 PM

Skin flutist maybe.
#4 | Posted by qcp

#10 | Posted by censored at 2025-06-11 06:06 PM

Censored prefers the skin flutes of dead Palestinian children.

#11 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-06-11 06:10 PM

Clownshack prefers the skin flutes of dead Israeli children.

#12 | Posted by BellRinger at 2025-06-11 06:55 PM

---- off coward.

#13 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-06-12 04:27 PM

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