OK, I'll start with a song from the nineties (1991, to be specific) that you likely will never hear on your local "classic hits" station or stream.
Drudge Retort Headlines
SCOTUS Gives Trump a Win on Birthright Citizenship, More (126 comments)
CA: Wife Collapses in Panic Attack as ICE Arrests Spouse (25 comments)
SCOTUS Upholds S.C. Ban on Planned Parenthood Funds (24 comments)
Andrew Cuomo Staying on NYC Ballot for Mayor (24 comments)
SCOTUS Clears the Path for Trump's Network of Global Gulags (22 comments)
ICE Has Arrested Only 6% of Known Immigrant Murderers (20 comments)
Trump Compares Strikes on Iran to Hiroshima Bombing (18 comments)
Doge Employee 'Big Balls' has Resigned (15 comments)
Trump Terminates Trade Talks with Canada (14 comments)
Pete Hegseth to Fox Reporter: 'You've Been the Worst!' (13 comments)