It reads to me like satire, not out of place in a college paper.

Why? Maybe on the advice of his tax advisor. I think there is an unwritten loophole in the tax code that money received as a bribe is tax exempt if nobody ever finds about it.

You have too much faith in Californians. We set the state on fire every year with our electrical utilities,

I would guess that a lot of his evidence came directly from the office of the POTUS. What greater authority could there be?

Give them to the hoards of illegals at the border. Then we can track them by the microchips.

Brenda Spencer, 1979.

#4. Missing. Property is theft.

I wonder if there is a limit on how many times the provider can be sued for the same act. I'm thinking that after a provider has been sued a lot of people could line up for their $10,000. Each suing for the same case.

How long did the withdrawal from Germany, or Japan, or Korea take?

Have they got it out of avgas? Last I heard that still used tetra ethyl lead..

I glanced at the page for this site, thought the title was "Americans must vacate the world now." Seemed a bit extreme to me, like something I would hear from Pacifica Radio.