Friday, August 01, 2025

Waddles revives Presidential Fitness Test

Irony is not dead. Trump signed an executive order Thursday afternoon reinstating the national fitness assessment implemented in public schools from 1956 until 2013.

Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 06:08 AM | 5 COMMENTS | permalink

Comments

From the human battery theory maroon.
Lead by example, slobbo, by example.

#1 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2025-08-01 07:58 AM

President Pool of Fat wants the kids to be fit.

And also to be moral sexually.

#2 | Posted by Zed at 2025-08-01 08:58 AM

#2

Everyone falls down, only -------- keep kicking those that are down

#3 | Posted by oneironaut at 2025-08-01 04:04 PM

El fatso wants to decide who is physically fit or not?? You can't be serious.

#4 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2025-08-01 04:07 PM

Objecting to this is just as retarded as when the other partisan asshats objected to Michelle Obama's nutrition program. So, you guys want kids to be fat and unhealthy?

#5 | Posted by sentinel at 2025-08-02 07:31 AM

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