The Attack of the Radioactive Shrimp

Tuesday, August 19, 2025

The Food and Drug Administration is warning the public not to eat, sell or serve certain Great Value raw frozen shrimp sold at Walmart due to possible contamination with Cesium-137, a radioactive isotope.

Posted by retort at 06:49 PM | 18 COMMENTS | permalink

Comments

Fukushima shrimp?

#1 | Posted by HanoverFist at 2025-08-20 08:43 AM

FDA: No radioactive shrimp has entered the food chain.

Also the FDA: DON'T EAT THE SHRIMP!

Well, which one is it douchebags?

#2 | Posted by Nixon at 2025-08-20 09:25 AM

Well, which one is it douchebags?

#2 | POSTED BY NIXON

You are gonna have to cut the FDA some slack. There were already in bad shape BT. Now there are only 2 white guys working the Indonesian desk now and no overtime allowed and the credit cards have been canceled. And neither one know anything about Indonesia because they worked in accounting.

Thats probably why we don't see where they have determined the source of the cesium yet. You think it would be easy to follow the radioactive material back to its source.

You'd think that would be kinda important.

"Indonesia" is a pretty big area. Are all shrimp from Indonesia suspect now? Do I need to have a Geiger counter to test all my shrimp from Indonesia now? It's promising that it was caught in shipping. But Should I start testing all my foodstuffs that come from Indonesia? Or from anywhere?

We'll find out. Next year maybe. After they hire back enough workers to actually deal with something like this.

#3 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-08-20 12:04 PM

The waters from the Gulf of Mexico and Atlantic coast produce some of the tastiest and cleanest shrimp in the world, and both are very accessible to everyday customers.

Asia have always produced disgusting shrimps -

Oct. 17, 2012 -- "Would you like flies with that?" Seafood raised on pig feces and crawling with flies is being sold to U.S. consumers, according to a new report.

Imagine the smell.

#4 | Posted by easy_meat at 2025-08-20 02:13 PM

I have avoided all food products from Asia for a long time, even wild-caught animals are saturated with sodium tripolyphosphate.

#5 | Posted by easy_meat at 2025-08-20 02:16 PM

"The waters from the Gulf of Mexico and Atlantic coast produce some of the tastiest and cleanest shrimp in the world"

Sorry, Gulf of what?

#6 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-08-20 02:19 PM

A gulf can't change gender any more than a person can.

#7 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-08-20 02:20 PM

Sorry, Gulf of what?

#6 | POSTED BY SNOOFY

No worries mate.

I have already reported him to Dear Leaders Loyalty Ministry.

A $500 check for snitching is in the mail!

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS IMPORTANT MATTER!

#8 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-08-20 02:22 PM

Feces concentration in world's oceans.

www.reddit.com

#9 | Posted by easy_meat at 2025-08-20 02:31 PM

www.dailymotion.com

Which country has the most open defecation?
The highest total number of people live in India, followed by Nigeria and Indonesia. The highest rate of open defecation among urban population has Sao Tome and Principe, with more than 40%, among the rural population Eritrea is leading with almost 90%.

#10 | Posted by easy_meat at 2025-08-20 02:42 PM

I'm slipping from the subject, though.
What I mean is: Have they checked the sewage and the pigs and people for cesium contamination? Each of these is a food source for the shrimps.
The sea around there is rich with excrement.
Imagine the smell. Coming soon to YOUR beach soon, courtesy of s-hole migrations!

+ There's still tons of corium melting downward in Japan.

#11 | Posted by easy_meat at 2025-08-20 02:50 PM

This guy is really dedicated to his ---- fetish!

#12 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-08-20 02:51 PM

Have they checked the sewage and the pigs and people for cesium contamination?

They probably would if they had enough personnel.

Trumpy fired 20% of the FDA workforce.

Best Buy a Geiger Counter and test your food yourself. You probably should one in your "bug out bag" anyway. Along with iodine pills and water purification kits.

a.co

ONLY THE WEAK (without Geiger Counters) WILL FAIL!

#13 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-08-20 03:00 PM

Does Dummkopf Trumpf eat seafood? www.motherjones.com

#14 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-08-20 03:14 PM

Schrdinger's shrimp is precooked.

#15 | Posted by lee_the_agent at 2025-08-20 03:56 PM

Schrodinger's shrimp can exist in two places at once!

#16 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-08-20 04:06 PM

Another reason to eschew Walmart.

#17 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-08-21 02:36 PM

Reminds me of attack of the 50 foot woman

#18 | Posted by THEBULL at 2025-08-21 05:00 PM

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