Well, which one is it douchebags?

#2 | POSTED BY NIXON

You are gonna have to cut the FDA some slack. There were already in bad shape BT. Now there are only 2 white guys working the Indonesian desk now and no overtime allowed and the credit cards have been canceled. And neither one know anything about Indonesia because they worked in accounting.

Thats probably why we don't see where they have determined the source of the cesium yet. You think it would be easy to follow the radioactive material back to its source.

You'd think that would be kinda important.

"Indonesia" is a pretty big area. Are all shrimp from Indonesia suspect now? Do I need to have a Geiger counter to test all my shrimp from Indonesia now? It's promising that it was caught in shipping. But Should I start testing all my foodstuffs that come from Indonesia? Or from anywhere?

We'll find out. Next year maybe. After they hire back enough workers to actually deal with something like this.

Sorry, Gulf of what?

#6 | POSTED BY SNOOFY

No worries mate.

I have already reported him to Dear Leaders Loyalty Ministry.

A $500 check for snitching is in the mail!

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS IMPORTANT MATTER!

Have they checked the sewage and the pigs and people for cesium contamination?

They probably would if they had enough personnel.

Trumpy fired 20% of the FDA workforce.

Best Buy a Geiger Counter and test your food yourself. You probably should one in your "bug out bag" anyway. Along with iodine pills and water purification kits.

Schrodinger's shrimp can exist in two places at once!