Friday, November 14, 2025

Robinhood Offers to Bring Cash to Your Doorstep, for a Fee

Robinhood Markets is betting its Gen Z and millennial clientele are as eager to send out for delivery of a wad of cash as they are to order pizza or a pint of ice cream.

Posted by lamplighter at 04:31 PM | 13 COMMENTS | permalink

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This seems like a bad idea. Robinhood is teaming with mobile app Gopuff to provide customers home delivery of their cash www.wsj.com/finance/inve ... via @wsj.com

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-- Ellen Chang (@ellenychang.bsky.social) Nov 13, 2025 at 9:50 AM

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... The brokerage is joining with food-and-drink delivery app Gopuff to allow customers to withdraw cash from their Robinhood bank accounts and have it brought right to their door.

For a $6.99 delivery fee -- or $2.99 if they have more than $100,000 in assets across their Robinhood accounts -- users can skip the ATM and have money delivered in a sealed paper bag while they are at home. ...

#1 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-11-14 12:29 AM

OK, I guess my first question might be along the lines of ...

When was the last time you needed cash to complete a transaction.

For me, it is about four or five years ago.

I've had the same $20 bill in my wallet for years, unused.


#2 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-11-14 12:31 AM

When was the last time you needed cash to complete a transaction.

I buy firewood with cash.

#3 | Posted by REDIAL at 2025-11-14 12:34 AM

True story ...

About 10 or so years ago, I walked to visit the local microbrewery with a couple neighbors for a burger and a brew.

As a tip, I left a 20% tip. But for the tip I used Susan B Anthony dollar coins.

The wait person looked and initially thought they were quarters (likely why the SBA dollar coins failed). His look changed to a smile as he examined the coins.


#4 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-11-14 12:39 AM

@#3 ... I buy firewood with cash. ...

Is writing a check "cash?"

Because I pay the plumber (who has been great excellent) via a check.


#5 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-11-14 12:45 AM

I use cash all the time. The dispensary only takes cash. Also, for private local businesses I use cash to save them the CC fees, which they usually pass on to the customer anyway. I only tip in cash because many restaurants take the 3% out of CC tips.

#6 | Posted by TFDNihilist at 2025-11-14 07:44 AM

The whole idea sounds ridiculous and dangerous.

#7 | Posted by Twinpac at 2025-11-14 06:33 PM

This will make ransoming much more convenient!

#8 | Posted by censored at 2025-11-14 07:02 PM

Clever

Users are better off cashing out than HODLing their SToNks anyway.

#9 | Posted by horstngraben at 2025-11-14 07:10 PM

#6

Don't forget whores. Whores only take cash. Although the younger ones are using the Venmo.

#10 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-11-14 08:51 PM

Americans are so gullible, they'll pay for anything, even cash.

#11 | Posted by sentinel at 2025-11-14 10:11 PM

What, you've never used at ATM machine?

This service delivers for not much more than ATM fees.

And you can get much more cash at once.

#12 | Posted by horstngraben at 2025-11-15 12:24 AM

- This service delivers for not much more than ATM fees.

Clowny told me that was BJ's Bathhouse pitch...

#13 | Posted by Corky at 2025-11-15 12:28 AM

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