A former congressional staffer has been charged for allegedly staging her own violent assault, for which she paid someone $500 to slice dozens of cuts into her body, according to prosecutors. Natalie Greene, who once worked for GOP Rep. Jeff Van Drew, according to his office, is now facing charges of conspiracy and making false statements to law enforcement.
When law enforcement officers responded to the scene along a trail in a nature preserve, they found Greene "in a wooded area," crying and screaming with her hands and feet bound with zip ties, and dozens of cuts on her body, including her face and chest, according to court documents. Two messages were written in black marker on her body: "TRUMP WHORE" on her stomach and Van Drew "IS RACIST" on her back.

What a pathetic MAGAt twunt.