Repug Charged With Staging Her Own Assault

Thursday, November 20, 2025

A former congressional staffer has been charged for allegedly staging her own violent assault, for which she paid someone $500 to slice dozens of cuts into her body, according to prosecutors. Natalie Greene, who once worked for GOP Rep. Jeff Van Drew, according to his office, is now facing charges of conspiracy and making false statements to law enforcement. The Justice Department alleges that on the night of July 23, Greene's co-conspirator " a woman who was not named in the criminal complaint " called 911 to report that she and Greene were attacked by three men in Egg Harbor Township, New Jersey. The co-conspirator claimed that the attackers referred to Greene by name and knew that she worked in Van Drew's office.

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When law enforcement officers responded to the scene along a trail in a nature preserve, they found Greene "in a wooded area," crying and screaming with her hands and feet bound with zip ties, and dozens of cuts on her body, including her face and chest, according to court documents. Two messages were written in black marker on her body: "TRUMP WHORE" on her stomach and Van Drew "IS RACIST" on her back.

Investigators said in the complaint that Greene claimed the men who allegedly attacked her said they had a gun and "threatened to shoot her." She told authorities she was held down while the men cut her and wrote on her body.

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A former congressional staffer has been charged for allegedly staging her own violent assault, for which she paid someone $500 to slice dozens of cuts into her body, according to prosecutors. Natalie Greene, who once worked for GOP Rep. Jeff Van Drew, according to his office, is now facing charges of conspiracy and making false statements to law enforcement.
When law enforcement officers responded to the scene along a trail in a nature preserve, they found Greene "in a wooded area," crying and screaming with her hands and feet bound with zip ties, and dozens of cuts on her body, including her face and chest, according to court documents. Two messages were written in black marker on her body: "TRUMP WHORE" on her stomach and Van Drew "IS RACIST" on her back.

What a pathetic MAGAt twunt.

#1 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-11-20 11:35 AM | Reply

Has Epstein's demented wingman broke out his pardon autopen yet?

#2 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-11-20 12:00 PM | Reply

She's more hard core than Smollet. Maybe Michelle Obama will make a phone call on her behalf

#3 | Posted by BellRinger at 2025-11-20 12:52 PM | Reply

^^^ no phone call necessary. She's white.

#4 | Posted by fresno500 at 2025-11-20 01:26 PM | Reply

She's more hard core than Smollet. Maybe Michelle Obama will make a phone call on her behalf
#3 | Posted by BellRinger at 2025-11-20 12:52 PM

She left zip ties in her car and was searching just two days prior for "zip ties near me".

A serious MAGA braintrust.

#5 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2025-11-20 02:20 PM | Reply

I'm sure some progressive fetishist would have been happy to slice her for free.

#6 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2025-11-20 04:29 PM | Reply

I'm sure some progressive fetishist would have been happy to slice her for free.
#6 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2025-11-20 04:29 PM

You mean maybe "tricked" into cutting a bitch, because Progressives don't take money from scum like Republicans.

The self-inflicted wounds are ALL REPUBLICAN.

Try harder.

#7 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2025-11-20 04:40 PM | Reply