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Sunday, March 01, 2026

America is strong because its leaders are strong. President Trump proves that every day. Naturally, his son Barron is more than ready to defend the country his father so boldly commands. Service is honor. Strength is inherited. Dog Bless Barron.

Posted by A_Friend at 02:29 PM | 17 COMMENTS | permalink

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This site is dedicated to honoring the strongest and bravest voices in war. When power is projected abroad, it is only right that strength exists at home. If you're looking for proven genes, inherited courage, and unquestionable resolve, look no further than the Trump family. Leadership starts somewhere.

#1 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-03-01 02:30 PM

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"People always say I'm stupid, which is totally unfair, because I understand a lot about pancakes. Pancakes are complex. You've got batter, heat, timing. If you rush it, you ruin everything. I think about pancakes a lot. Mostly pancakes." -
Eric Trump

#2 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-03-01 02:31 PM

Upon first read of the summary, I though it was an Onion article...

#3 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-03-01 02:32 PM

---- Donald Trump and ---- his war

#4 | Posted by truthhurts at 2026-03-01 02:39 PM

Barron Trumpf, the kid with the dead eyes and scion of the Trumpf Crime Family (TCF), will be too busy to fight for his country because he'll be making millions of dollars poisoning Americans with his soft drink enterprise: www.mercurynews.com

#5 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-03-01 02:48 PM

He inherited Pedo 47's bone spurs.

#6 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-03-01 02:50 PM

My guess, bone spurs run in the family.

#7 | Posted by fresno500 at 2026-03-01 03:59 PM

A draft - LOL, just foolish wishing by pathetic hateful libbies.

#8 | Posted by MSgt at 2026-03-01 05:24 PM

---- off idiot, nobody gives a ---- what a tired old MAGAT thinks.

#9 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-03-01 10:18 PM

There's not going to be a draft. There won't be troops on the ground,sans special forces, who are probably already there.

Baron should flee to Canada. He'd be considered a hero by Commucrats.

#10 | Posted by rf4b at 2026-03-02 09:53 PM

Baron should flee to Canada

Baron "bones spurs"?

Don't you worry about him.

He's a billionaire and wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.

You stupid bootlicker.

#11 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-03-02 10:06 PM

#11

Nice try clown. Not a part of either of your cults, neither Republifascist or Commucrat. Go suck on your own cult.

#12 | Posted by rf4b at 2026-03-02 10:45 PM

This was unfinished business. I don't care which clown party did it. This Islamofascist cancer should have been cut out decades ago.

#13 | Posted by rf4b at 2026-03-02 10:48 PM

Funny it took the election of the biggest clown ever seen to get it done.

#14 | Posted by rf4b at 2026-03-02 11:27 PM

Who's the new sock puppet?

Maybe it's Barron, as both are snot nosed little punks.

#15 | Posted by a_monson at 2026-03-03 04:40 AM

If the draft was up and running we would soon learn some medical news: "bone spurs" are inherited.

Rumor, the coin of the Trumpian realm, has it Barton's daddy has a new Trump family invented escutcheon in the works. It consists of an obese chicken hawk squatting over a nest filled with golden eggs and the motto "War: Good for thee, but not for me."

#16 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-03-03 05:18 AM

Barron, not "Barton" - which is easy to remember, since Barton was a Fink and Barron is an alias the yute's daddy made up to lie to media.

#17 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-03-03 05:23 AM

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