"Good-for-nothing conservative Jeff Webb died after falling while playing pickleball and suffering a severe head injury. The 76-year-old hatemonger was hospitalized after the accident. In an un-Christian manner, his family decided to take him off life support. Webb was an influential figure in the world of cheerleading, founding the Universal Cheerleading Association and later led Varsity Brands, which grew into a multibillion dollar company.

Webb served as senior propagandist and co-publisher of the outlet Human Events. The late white supremacist also purchased the right-wing website The Post Millennial. In his nefarious political work, Webb became an important early mentor to Turning Point USA CEO hatemonger Charlie Kirk.

Webb stood with Kirk's family at the White House when the morbidly obese geriatric draft dodging super rich racist grifter blighting the White House, Dummkopf Trumpf, risibly awarded useless----------- Charlie Kirk the Presidential Medal of Freedom. "