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Tiger Woods Arrested on Suspicion of DUI

Tiger Woods was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence, according to Martin County Sheriff John Budensiek.

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BREAKING: Tiger Woods was involved in a rollover car crash in Jupiter Island, Florida, authorities say.

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-- NBC News (@nbcnews.com) Mar 27, 2026 at 3:26 PM

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... [Tiger] Woods is in jail Friday after being arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence, according to Martin County Sheriff John Budensiek. ...

Again?

Tiger Woods had 5 drugs in system during DUI arrest, toxicology report says (2017)
www.cbsnews.com

#1 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-03-27 07:52 PM

Apparently, Tiger is about as good a driver as John Fetterman.

#2 | Posted by horstngraben at 2026-03-27 08:05 PM

Again?

#3 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-03-27 08:18 PM

Justin Timberlake had been coached well. He refused the breathalyzer and refused anything that would be solid proof of alcohol level.

Then his lawyer got it thrown out since there was no proof and claimed "the cop administered the sobriety test incorrectly".

All Timberlake got was a moving violation.

Tiger Woods should hire this same lawyer.

#4 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2026-03-27 09:14 PM

It's kinda hard to avoid DUI's when you flip the car.

#5 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2026-03-27 09:15 PM

All Timberlake got was a moving violation.

He pled guilty to driving while ability impaired (DWAI).

#6 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-03-27 09:18 PM

@#5 ... It's kinda hard to avoid DUI's when you flip the car. ...

Well, depending upon the other evidence presented of the circumstances of the car-flipping, I'd say that Mr Woods' lawyers might have a high hill to climb.



#7 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-03-27 09:45 PM

"It's deja vu all over again!" - Yogi Berra

#8 | Posted by Corky at 2026-03-27 10:03 PM

"Woods did a breathalyzer test, blew triple zeros, but when it came time for us to ask for a urinalysis test, he refused, and so he's been charged with DUI...Our DUI investigators came to the scene here. And Mr. Woods did exemplify the signs of impairment." Budensiek said.

Sounds like the prosecution may have a hard time making the case. Refusal to submit to a urine test in Florida can be used against you and Tiger's previous arrest hurts his case but I'm sure Tiger can find a doctor that would testify that he was concussed from the accident and the cops confused those symptoms with intoxication. My guess, plea to reckless driving and avoid a DUI charge like he did after his 2017 arrest. Hopefully this time they will suspend his license. I mean it's not like he can't afford a driver.

#9 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2026-03-28 12:19 PM

This is what happens when you boink a Trump.

#10 | Posted by horstngraben at 2026-03-28 12:58 PM

You'd think a guy worth about $1.5 billion could afford to summon an Uber.

#11 | Posted by Whatsleft at 2026-03-28 04:23 PM

" You'd think a guy worth about $1.5 billion could afford to summon an Uber"

At that monetary level, it's not about money. It's about not wanting someone else to know what you're up to.

#12 | Posted by Danforth at 2026-03-28 04:50 PM

He was reaching for some pain-killers y'all!

#13 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-03-28 05:40 PM

P.S. ---- this Pedo-loving so-called "black" failure. You ------ up your back, you can't play anymore, check into one of Florida the -------- states many fine elderly prisons, you ------- embarrassment.

#14 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-03-28 05:42 PM

Black Half Of Tiger Woods Tased By Cops After Asian Half Crashes Car

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#15 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-03-29 01:27 PM

Rick Reilly
@ReillyRick

16h
My hope is Tiger quits golf and becomes Trump's driver.

#16 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-03-29 01:35 PM

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