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Tiger Woods was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence, according to Martin County Sheriff John Budensiek.

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BREAKING: Tiger Woods was involved in a rollover car crash in Jupiter Island, Florida, authorities say.

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-- NBC News (@nbcnews.com) Mar 27, 2026 at 3:26 PM

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... [Tiger] Woods is in jail Friday after being arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence, according to Martin County Sheriff John Budensiek. ...

Again?

Tiger Woods had 5 drugs in system during DUI arrest, toxicology report says (2017)
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#1 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-03-27 07:52 PM | Reply

Apparently, Tiger is about as good a driver as John Fetterman.

#2 | Posted by horstngraben at 2026-03-27 08:05 PM | Reply

Again?

#3 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-03-27 08:18 PM | Reply

Justin Timberlake had been coached well. He refused the breathalyzer and refused anything that would be solid proof of alcohol level.

Then his lawyer got it thrown out since there was no proof and claimed "the cop administered the sobriety test incorrectly".

All Timberlake got was a moving violation.

Tiger Woods should hire this same lawyer.

#4 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2026-03-27 09:14 PM | Reply

It's kinda hard to avoid DUI's when you flip the car.

#5 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2026-03-27 09:15 PM | Reply

All Timberlake got was a moving violation.

He pled guilty to driving while ability impaired (DWAI).

#6 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-03-27 09:18 PM | Reply

@#5 ... It's kinda hard to avoid DUI's when you flip the car. ...

Well, depending upon the other evidence presented of the circumstances of the car-flipping, I'd say that Mr Woods' lawyers might have a high hill to climb.



#7 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-03-27 09:45 PM | Reply

"It's deja vu all over again!" - Yogi Berra

#8 | Posted by Corky at 2026-03-27 10:03 PM | Reply

"Woods did a breathalyzer test, blew triple zeros, but when it came time for us to ask for a urinalysis test, he refused, and so he's been charged with DUI...Our DUI investigators came to the scene here. And Mr. Woods did exemplify the signs of impairment." Budensiek said.

Sounds like the prosecution may have a hard time making the case. Refusal to submit to a urine test in Florida can be used against you and Tiger's previous arrest hurts his case but I'm sure Tiger can find a doctor that would testify that he was concussed from the accident and the cops confused those symptoms with intoxication. My guess, plea to reckless driving and avoid a DUI charge like he did after his 2017 arrest. Hopefully this time they will suspend his license. I mean it's not like he can't afford a driver.

#9 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2026-03-28 12:19 PM | Reply

This is what happens when you boink a Trump.

#10 | Posted by horstngraben at 2026-03-28 12:58 PM | Reply

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