Hi everyone, it's your favorite president, Donald J. Trump." So begins Trump's video introduction"nearly indistinguishable from a Saturday Night Live sketch"to his latest venture: A new collection of watches, including a $100,000 model with a tourbillon (a mechanism that continuously spins the watch's movement). "That's a lot of diamonds. I love gold, I love diamonds," Trump says at one point, with more comedic flourish than any impersonator (he pronounces it DIE-monds). The product is pure Trump, too: gaudy, diamond-encrusted gold watches straight out of the '80s movie Wall Street. The Trump Watches drop comes as his campaign is getting boat raced in contributions. The headliner is the aforementioned $100,000 "Victory Tourbillon," but Trump is offering to take $499 for a "Fight Fight Fight" diver.