Just joking around there, Leon? How about these bangers for a laff riot at your next MAGA rally in some small berg:
-Say, Don is that an XL-sized Depends you're wearing, to fit the mushroom farm?
-Which of the Trump wives do the evangelicals want to stone for their adultery?
-What's the over/under on number of rounds of golf that will be played in a second Trump term? I'll say 400...
-Which government agency will you cut first--FEMA or NASA?
-What made Ivanka so alluring to her dad? Was it the nose job or the ---- job?
-Will Melania be deported in the first or second wave? After all, she doesn't work and lives in government housing.
-Is Tim Scott really married? Did he return that tie he borrowed?
-Do all Tesla vehicles have a problem with catching fire, or only most of them?