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Thursday, August 21, 2025

A state court in New York court threw out President Trump's roughly $465 million fine in his civil fraud case Thursday morning. Why it matters: The court decision finding that Trump inflated his wealth on financial statements was one of the few legal cases that wasn't stalled or dismissed as a result of Trump's presidential victory.

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Whoomp there it is!!!

MICKEY:
PARTY PEOPLE!
Hear squeaky clean music with full effect
That? s me, Mickey, the Mouse Supreme
MC-ing the birthday party of my main duck Donald
TAG TEAM: We? re kickin the floor
and we gonna do it sumthin like this
Donald Duck, back again
Turn up the music, let? s begin
Party on, party people, let me hear some noise
Party with Donald, Daisy, and the boys
There? s a party over here, party over there
Tossin? Donald up in the air
Now tryin to catch him, he falls down
WHOOMP, there he went (hit the ground)
WHOOMP, there he went (mickey: go tag team)
WHOOMP, there he went (minnie: get busy)
WHOOMP, there he went (goofy: chuckle uh hummph)
WHOOMP, there he went (mickey: lets go)
WHOOMP, there he went (minnie: a little louder)
WHOOMP, there he went (goofy: auuhhhh oooohh)
WHOOMP, there he went (mickey: come on now)
WHOOMP, there he went (minnie: lemme hear ya)
Upside down and inside out
Donald's swarmin the floor, throwing Daisy about
Minnie: Twirl to the left
Mickey: Twist to the right
Together: Movin, groovin, OUTTA SIGHT!
Tag Team: Donald Duck steps from the old school
He? s no fool, he? s soo cool
Mickey: He'ss doin a dip, a Daisy slip
Tag Team: Whoomp, there she went (goofy: hit the ground)
WHOOMP, there she went (tag team: come on yall)
WHOOMP, there she went (tag team: a little louder)
WHOOMP, there she went (tag team: come on yall)
WHOOMP, there she went (tag team: louder)
WHOOMP, there she went (tag team: come on yall)
WHOOMP, there she went (tag team: a little louder)
WHOOMP, there she went
WHOOMP, there she went
WHOOMP (disney buddies: shaka laka shaka laka shaka laka shaka)
WHOOMP (goofy: shaka laka shaka laka shaka laka shaka)
WHOOMP (donald: shaka laka shaka laka oohhhh, this is sooo... dumb)
WHOOMP (tag team: shaka laka shaka laka shaka laka shaka)
Goofy: People are dancin, talkin, singin
Minnie: Donald said HEYY, lets go swimmin
Together (w/ Tag Team):
What a duck
Uh-oh, he? s sinking
Tag Team: Let? s find a rope, pull him in
Goofy: Now grip it
Minnie: Hold it
Mickey: Yank it and pry that T-W-I-N-E
Minnie: Oh My
Tag Team: Oh that? s it, just one more stroke
TOGETHER: WHOOMP, there it went (it broke)
Tag Team:
WHOOMP, there it went (Tag Team: Go MICKEY)
WHOOMP, there it went (Tag Team: Get busy)
WHOOMP, there it went (Tag Team: Come on, Come on)
WHOOMP, there it went (Tag Team: YEEEAAAAAHHHH)
WHOOMP, there it went (Tag Team: Go Donald)
WHOOMP, there it went (Tag Team: Get Busy)
WHOOMP, there it went (Tag Team: Lemme INNNNN)
WHOOMP, there it went (Tag Team: YEEEAAAAAHHHH)
All (with Goofy yodeling more in the 2nd time)

#1 | Posted by visitor_ at 2025-08-21 11:54 AM | Reply

HHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY (whoomp, there it went)
HHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY (whoomp, there it went)
Mickey: W-H-double O-M-P
It was tiiimmme to eat the birthday treat
Tag Team: Everybody lined up for the 10-layer cake
Goofy: It took Daisy all day to bake
Tag Team:
Who will bring it in? Goofy will
But he tripped on his feet and he took a spill (Goofy: WHOOOAAA yelp)
Outta his hands, the whole cake flew
Together: Whoomp there he went (Tag Team: Goofy too)
Tag Team:
Can you dig it (Disney: We can dig it)
Can yall dig it
Can you dig it (Disney: We can dig it)
Can yall dig it
Can you dig it (Disney: We can dig it)
Can yall dig it
Can you dig it (Disney: We can dig it)
Can yall dig it
Mickey:
SQUEEEEEEAAAAKKKKKYYYYY clean music
Comin straight at ch? ya
Thats me, Mickey, the uh (quick laugh) MOUUSE SUPREME!
Turnin it all over to my pals, Tag Team
Tag Team:
Bring it back yall, bring it back yall
Bring it back, HERE we go!
WHOOMP there it went (come on yall)
WHOOMP there it went (a little louder)
WHOOMP there it went (come on yall)
WHOOMP there it went (drop the bass base)
WHOOMP there it went (yyyyeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhh)
WHOOMP there it went (all right yall)
WHOOMP there it went (party time Linger last syllable til final whoomp)
WHOOMP there it went
Go Donald, go Donald,
Get busy, get busy
Disney:
Go Tag Team, go Tag Team
Get busy, get busy
Tag Team (background starts to fade):
Go Minnie, go Minnie
Get busy, get busy
fade
Go Goofy, go Goofy
Get busy, get busy
Go Daisy, go Daisy
Get busy, get busy
yeaaaahhhhhh
Source: Musixmatch
Songwriters: Stephen Gibson / Gary James Kemp / Cecil Lavel Glenn

#2 | Posted by visitor_ at 2025-08-21 11:54 AM | Reply

Lmfao!!!

#3 | Posted by Bluewaffles at 2025-08-21 12:19 PM | Reply

Typical Bluewaffles. Not surprisingly however.

#4 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2025-08-21 12:25 PM | Reply

Trump was so pumped at winning, he bought the whole White House staff a McDonald's lunch (As long as it was from the combo menu).

#5 | Posted by visitor_ at 2025-08-21 12:31 PM | Reply

The conman and fraudster buys his way out of paying the fines for the fraud he committed.

Visitard and Blueballs gloat and laugh while democracy burns.

Welcome to Trumplandia where justice today is defined by a tyrant (L'tat, c'est moi) and now just depends on how much money and lawyers you have.

#6 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-08-21 12:42 PM | Reply

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