Dummkopf Trumpf grumbled he would consider moving 2026 World Cup games from US cities he regards as a security risk. Bloviating in the Oval Office, Trumpf bleated while he expected the tournament to be "safe," he was ready to strip games from host cities that were regarded as "even a little bit dangerous." The US is co-hosting the bulk of next year's World Cup with Mexico and Canada which features 48 premier teams. San Francisco and Seattle are both hosting six matches each at the tournament; LA is hosting eight. "It will be safe for the World Cup," Trumpf sniveled. "If I think it isn't safe, we'll move it into a different city." The Trumpf junta deployed US Army National Guard troops to Democratic-run US cities this year over the objections of local and state leaders, as well as the majority of the people.