Julie Brown - I Like 'Em Big and Stupid (1983)
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[Verse 1]
When I need something to help me unwind
I find a six-foot baby with a one-track mind
Smart guys are nowhere, they make demands
Give me a moron with talented hands
I go bar-hopping and they say "Last call"
I start shopping for a Neanderthal

[Pre-Chorus]
The bigger they come, the harder I fall
In love 'till we're done, then they're out in the hall

[Chorus]
I like 'em big and stupid
I like 'em big and real dumb
I like 'em big and stupid

[Verse 2]
What kind of guy does a lot for me?
Superman with a lobotomy
My father's outta Harvard, my brother's outta Yale
Well, the guy I took home last night just got outta jail
The way he grabbed and threw me
Ooh, it really got me hot
But the way he growled and bit me
I hope he'd had his shots

[Pre-Chorus]
The bigger they are, the harder they'll work
I got a soft spot for a good-looking jerk

[Chorus]
I like 'em big and stupid
I like 'em big and real dumb
I like 'em big and stupid
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