Washington has a new pastime: Roasting the Great American State Fair.
Washingtonian called the event "bleak." The Washington Post deemed it "crushingly dull," likening it to "a trade show for Christian groups, tourist boards and the military industrial complex."

While MAHA board member "Doctor Pompa" warned about overused vaccines and breast implants, vendors nearby sold cheese-stuffed pretzel dogs and fries cooked in vegetable oil.
"Holistic Hilda" influencer Hilda Labrada Gore encouraged attendees to embrace the "LOGS" diet " local, organic, seasonal and traditional foods " as I bit into a $16 corn dog whose batter was partially raw.