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Monday, September 15, 2025

Ryder Corral (19) began kicking over vases, flowers, balloons, and flags at a ridiculous street shrine set up for hatemongering racist college dropout Charlie Kirk outside Turning Point USA headquarters in Phoenix, AZ. Suddenly a gorill' attacks Ryder Corral by furiously hurling him down onto the pavement. But instead of arresting the violent behemoth, police arrested the victim, charging him with disorderly conduct and criminal damage to property. Seeing is believing: Police Arrest Wrong Man. Social media erupted with MAGA indignation and scorn for poor Ryder Corral. No GoFundMe page for his legal defense costs has been established yet. An arrest is merely an accusation. All defendants are presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. Only white supremacists, Islamophobes, reprobates, or MAGA followers miss the late human canker sore once known as Charlie Kirk.

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FUCK KIRK

#1 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-09-15 03:00 PM | Reply

Instead of giving this young man a disorderly conduct ticket for a future court appearance, the police handcuffed poor Ryder Corral and let his brutal attacker go free: 2.bp.blogspot.com

#2 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-09-15 03:46 PM | Reply

"Ahem. Before the Prosecution approaches the bench, my able and experienced clerk here informs that he can't find the docket number for the madman who we all can see on the video is attacking the defendant. Seems to me the medical injuries Mr. Ryder Corral sustained far outweighs the costs of the trampled flowers and broken Dollarama vases he allegedly broke. Hasn't the State been able to locate this suspect who my twelve-year-old daughter could easily find on social media? And why in the world would police officers handcuff Mr. Corral for an alleged misdemeanor when a court appearance citation would suffice? After addressing my questions for the record, you may approach the bench." i.ytimg.com

#3 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-09-15 06:08 PM | Reply

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