'Melania' Headed for Empty Seats and Low Streams

Wednesday, January 21, 2026

Melania Trump's $40 Million Documentary Gamble Is Headed for Empty Chairs and Low Streams

Posted by A_Friend at 08:32 PM | 10 COMMENTS | permalink | Comment on This Entry |

Walking back from a mildly terrifying Institute for Govt panel on Trump & WW3-or-not, to find a massive billboard at Piccadilly Circus promoting the Melania documentary/puff piece, was a slightly out of body experience. Who on earth wants to see this?

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-- Gaby Hinsliff (@gabyhinsliff.bsky.social) Jan 20, 2026 at 3:07 PM

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and you lying chitz are now like.....Carnac ?

OH WAIT.......YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE CARNAC....

you'd lie if it didn't come out the way you're predicting because you're

dishonest.

#1 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2026-01-21 02:34 PM | Reply

Do they show her getting spit roasted by Epstein and Dershowitz?

#2 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-01-21 02:39 PM | Reply | Funny: 2

What was the film a while back that they were selling fake tickets for, but the seats were mostly empty?

#3 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-01-21 08:42 PM | Reply

Turns out, just having to stand there your whole life isn't that interesting.