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Wednesday, March 18, 2026

A video on social media shows the dancing robot knocking over tableware, smashing plates, and sending chopsticks flying. An orange apron the robot is wearing reads "I'm good" in big letters across the front, perfectly adding to the chaotic scene. Staffers at the restaurant were forced to intervene. One employee can be seen holding the robot by the scruff of its neck while navigating her phone, presumably searching the bot's app for controls. In the end, it took three workers to restrain the robot, who were all forced to duck periodically to avoid being smacked by its waving and sauce-covered hands.

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Begin, the robot wars have.

#1 | Posted by censored at 2026-03-18 12:43 PM | Reply

Sometimes, you just gotta dance!

#2 | Posted by censored at 2026-03-18 12:48 PM | Reply

Who knew 1Nut could dance?!

#3 | Posted by Corky at 2026-03-18 01:42 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

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