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Tuesday, September 15, 2026

Not bad! Pretty good, even. For times like these....


Mitch McConnell returned to the Senate on Monday, ending a months-long medical absence. read more


Monday, September 14, 2026

President Trump lashed out at calls for new AI guardrails and protections on Monday ... read more


Sunday, September 13, 2026

In 2020, a Central Florida foster family was able to adopt eight children who had been removed from their homes by the state's Department of Children and Families ... read more


Chris Hedges: Our imperial overreach began 25 years ago with the War on Terror. It is being brought to a grim conclusion by Donald Trump's war on Iran. Chris Hedges Sep 12, 2026 read more


Comments

Well, if you're lookin' for purpose in the current circus
If you're seekin' respect and attention
If you're in need of a gig that'll make you feel big
Come with me and put some folks in detention

Just last week was kind of tough, I put a kid in cuffs
I zip-tied a lady to a van
We can sneak around town, hunt workin' folks down
I hear they get a great benefit plan

[Chorus]
Join ICE, boy, ain't it nice?
Join ICE, take my advice
If you're lackin' control and authority
Come with me and hunt down minorities
Join ICE

See, I failed the academy, the cops weren't havin' me
The Army didn't sound that fun
So I found me a paramilitary operation
That was keen to hand me a gun
I got picked on at school, I never felt that cool

There's a hole in my soul that just a-rages
All the ladies turned me down, and I felt like a clown
But will you look at me now? I'm puttin' folks in cages
You might also like

At ICE, we're respectin' power
Join ICE, I hear they got great hours
There's a sign-on bonus of fifty grand
They're in need of you needin' to feel like a man
Join ICE

[Interlude]
Look at 'em go

[Instrumental Break]

Well, if you're lookin' for thrills and you're wantin' to kill
But you don't wanna travel far
They'll give you some chemical spray and in a couple of days
You'll be shooting women in their cars

If you've been prone to failure and your life's been hell
You're entitled to some compensation
They'll give you some federal immunity to kill with impunity
Give a salute, they'll put you on location

Join ICE, they're only taking the best
Join ICE, they don't take any less
If you're low on options and needing a plan
They're in need of you needing to feel like a man
Join ICE

(video is the rock version)

Still concerned, Eb.

Here's something wholesome and good to clear your mind:

Baking and busking:

www.youtube.com

if nothing else, catch the song at the end, @ 24 mins in, it'll be your song soon enough

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