Oh no, these polls are all fake. Actually, sir, the American people love you! By the way, I know you will be busy in the 2026 election season, so there is no need at all for you to come off the golf course to campaign in my district. I can handle it, knowing you are in my corner. There is no need for you to appear on a stage with me, or in television ads, or on billboards, flyers, posters or anything else. My campaign organizers have it covered. You can certainly help drum up the vote in South Carolina, or Oklahoma--yes, appear there and help!
--MAGA functionaries in Congress, knowing their days are numbered, so long as there is an election in 2026
Make the cost $47mm and El Heavy will double down on the event. Americans should stay away, or show up waving flags from Russia or China ...