The Park Service?!? That's still a thing? I thought that Leon, Big Balls and the DOGE gang got rid of these slouchers, who all stand around in their hats, collecting entry fees, telling folks to not touch the bison and to get off the fences at the edge of the canyons. With no one around to see, nothing bad can happen at our national parks...

Careful now--much more of this Democratic Socialist thingy and Sen. Schumer is going to write a strongly-worded letter to someone, and that's the problem with old-guard Dems...

I'm currently looking at a deal in Ward 5 of DC--reported to be no-go for the young national guard folk, because of the crime there, and also because patrolling Rhode Island Avenue is not as photogenic as the Lincoln Memorial...

A friendly recommendation to this creep: when legally possible leave the state and change your name. Even then, don't answer the doorbell if you're not expecting someone, and always look behind you when walking in public spaces. You have made lifelong enemies whose anger and thirst for revenge know no bounds ...

By now Agent Castro is enjoying a new life in Mexico, with monthly checks from his employer...

No, that's not it at all. Jon Husted is busy running away from the MAGA kooks, GOP legislative failures, and the general stench created by Der Dotard. In his TV commercials Husted tries to come off as a Dem reformer, sick of DC corruption and eager to help veterans, old folks and small children. The color red is scarcely seen on the screen, and oh, Jon is a nice guy fighting for Ohio. Uh huh. Blah blah blah. Meanwhile, Vivek "I'm NOT black!" Ramaswamy is trying to claim that Ohio elections are not safe and secure, well, because of Ohio's corrupt history of bad elections--not mentioning that Jon Husted formerly was the Secretary of State for Ohio.

The GOP has an Ohio problem, and data centers are only a small part of the problem...

I'm glad I long since stopped wearing Wayfarers. These glasses may soon become an open invitation to punch the wearer, just for that person's presence...

I'll wager this headline will be seen on DR, oh, about 3-4 more times between now and the rumored election this November...

Not a surprise--Der Dotard taking credit for the actions of someone else...

Der Dotard will disavow any knowledge of this occurrence in about 3..2..1...

It's almost a lead-pipe cinch that ICE thugs will show up at polling places in parts of the country where voters have darker skin. DOJ 'poll watchers' will be in heavy presence in similar places, and if they can will administer poll tests and taxes (e.g., recite the Declaration of Independence verbatim, or count tell us the number of pennies in this 50-gallon barrel). In my time in Okiehomie I waited in line for 3-4 hours TWICE to vote in presidential elections, and I suspect that in Red States there will be similar wait times come November, if there are elections at all.

Before the election, Americans of all colors, shapes and sizes must make it known through peaceful demonstration that they will show up in force at the polls, and that they will report to the 'alternate' poll watchers coming from the Left. Der Dotard wants disruption and chaos--don't give it to him...

Big deal! The US military is the world leader in High T. And sauerkraut consumption! All thanks to our president's glorious leadership!
--Drinky Pete, pulling his nose out of his boss' nether regions to comment

Hey, Dotard: give her Eric--two problems solved at once...

Things are neck and neck in the race for Ohio governor, between Vivek "I'm NOT black!" Ramaswamy and Dr. Amy "I saved lives during COVID" Acton. As more in the Buckeye State learn that Vivek is a pal of Der Dotard (and has the red ties and royal blue suits to prove it), and loves Ohio so much he moved his company to Texas, the nod may well go to the good doctor...

Toddy is one day closer to being disbarred...

This morning, 8/17/26, according to Bloomberg, spot price for WTI is up 32% from exactly six months ago, and the national average price for unleaded regular gas is up 39% in six months. For those who consume diesel, that's up 48% in the past six months. A whole lot of MAGA folk are getting what they voted for. Let's hope they feel good and patriotic about paying so much more at the pump--especially those "Farmers for Trump"...

IN THE MEANTIME, RELEASE THE TRUMP-EPSTEIN FILES...

Cryptocurrencies have no business being anywhere near this country's banking system.

To repeat: cryptocurrencies are vehicles for naked speculation and criminal activity only--nothing more or less. Cryptocurrencies are NOT investment vehicles...

Let's hope taht all of those involved in the delayed action get a good dose of this affliction, along with EVERY DOGE minion, Leon Skum, and Steven Miller's wife...

The common election promise of every Dem running for a House or Senate seat should be that they will get us out of the Iran War, on Day One, delivering peace from the clutches of the warmonger Trump ...

Wait. The GOP primary was rigged against this drug-sniffing criminal toady? I guess that means that GOPers in the Mosquito State cannot be trusted to nominate candid or vote in elections. Congratulations Governor-elect Klobuchar ...

And now plans are afoot to convene a double secret grand jury to indict Olympian David Hearn on some even more egregious crimes such as laughing at a funeral, not singing along to the national anthem at a baseball game, and not properly parting his hair. All crimes will be punishable By death. Wine box Jeanine thinks she will not be disbarred by her actions.

Oh, and a ham sandwich will also be indicted ...

They got him into the truck by throwing a Happy Meal into it, and the fat oaf chased after it ...

Next up from Senator Mushmouth: an explanation of why, as a physician, children should not be vaccinated. Someone must have a lot of photos of this guy with farm animals ...

Can't those DOGE people just get all the voter roles and find the NAGA voters among military members and start there? I mean, that's what they voted for, to get rid of that pesky brown skinned wife at home, right?

The Trump brain trust probably watched too much Landman' and then were told that the farther north one ventures into Greenland that the warmer it gets. The same dullards who brought you the reflection pool success story are behind this effort. They will succeed in two things: finding frozen water and setting millions on fire in the far north ...