There will be a large number of MAGA functionaries getting phone calls from worried parents once their sons are on the ground in South America, getting shot at from every direction, from the local military and militias sponsored by drug lords from far and near. Dead soldiers coming home in boxes may be honored, but angry funerals are not a good look on cable news stations--at least one of them...

Tune in a month from now to see Dan-O doing traffic and weekend weather on the Fox affiliate in Sarasota...

Clever, this Dotard. He filed his suit in the US, rather than on the defendant's home turf, where a loser in a suit like this must pay the legal bills of the winner. Ain't no way the Dotard is coming out of pocket just to sue someone. I'll wager the BBC will simply run the entire video, unedited and without stopping, over and over, on a channel dedicated to the video, and Benny Hill reruns. Viewers will struggle to understand the difference...

In a related story, Der Dotard has now banned Spinal Tap from the US, after that band's unwavering support for the Reiner family. When asked for a comment, Spinal Tap guitarist Nigel Tufnel mused about the mouth of the US President 'going to eleven'...

Don't worry--voters will have long forgotten this healthcare cost thingy by the time they get to the polls next November. and if we're REALLY lucky, there will be no election and our jobs will be safe...
--MAGA politicians, unconcerned about their collective futures

Jesus said to them, "A prophet is not without honor except in his own town, among his relatives and in his own home."
--Mark 6:4

Being a man of the world, Der Dotard is without honor around the globe...

Meanwhile: RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES.

In Okiehomie there is talk of 25% of residents losing health coverage. This in a place where payment is already required in advance to see your doctor or dentist. It will not be long before folks in the Sooner or Later State will be denied treatment because of an inability to pay. Care providers will then start to leave the state, the weight of the moral issue of denying care too much for them to bear. As for the First Americans, those in the larger tribes will be OK, so long as their casinos continue to print money, for use in covering enrolled members of the tribe.

Tune in next month to see the early results, which will come to Red States nationwide--a gift for those who voted for this debacle...

Man oh man, between dodging the vaccine and mainlining horse paste, the population of Okiehomie will fall below that needed to allow the place to be classified as a state. The first Americans will again be in charge there. All we need is another'Rona outbreak and that dream will come true ...

As long as the cash from the grifting comes in the economy is great as far as the Trump cabal is concerned ...

This guy will be in custody within a week, charged with spitting on the sidewalk, aggravated jaywalking and not covering his mouth when he coughs. Sentence of death by hanging or deportation to Upper Volta, or both ...

Headline fail. Should read: Indiana Senate to Trump: You are naked.

There-fixed it. You're welcome ...

Dr. Amy Acton needs to declare that Der Dotard has endorsed Vivek for governor. If Vivek denies it he will honk off his political god. If he agrees he puts a nail in his political coffin. Distance yourself from your idol, or embrace a man more despised each new day. What a quandary ...

Meanwhile release the Epstein files already ...

Friends, don't forget: THE RELEASE OF THE EPSTEIN FILES IS LESS THAN TWO WEEKS AWAY...

Donald Trump? I've barely heard of him. He was president a long time ago, right? You know, I can work with both Democrats and Republicans, I'm for open borders, no tariffs, good public schools, great healthcare that costs less, and a multicultural society. Next November, vote for me...
--More and more GOP pols, now that their MAGA hats are at the bottom of the trash barrel

Will these planes come with engines, or will some ICE blowhards just sit on the tail and huff and puff? Asking for some concerned passengers...

No, this is good news. Brain swelling among youngsters makes them smarter! No more need to send our children to those godless public schools. A dose of Measles and their big brains are ready for the 21st century! And making them blind AND deaf is an added gift. They will not have to look at their phones or play video games. Imagine all the time saved!
--Acolytes of a Heroin addicted HHS secretary

Hey, farmers! Don't worry! That $12B will be supplemented by an additional $50 per family to offset your healthcare costs. See--President Trump has your back! Please remember him when you vote next November. Please...
--MAGA functionaries, more afraid of their constituents than ever

Legal analysis? We don't need no legal analysis...

That analysis will probably look like Der Dotard's EO regarding off-shore wind farms: do it because I said so...

I prefer the look Yul Brenner gave when, as the Pharoah Rameses, he stated "So it is written, so it shall be". El Rey Dotardo II need to work on his look. (Maybe a bald noggin would be a better look than the combover of the century)...

Bootsy is still in office? Not having heard much from him in recent months, one would have thought he is cowering under his wife's skirt full-time, in hopes Der Dotard will not hit a girl...

And blowhard Leon Skum is nowhere to be seen or heard from regarding the attempt to build back worse. Were he to comment, Leon would make some insulting remark, then guffaw like the comedy legend he thinks he is. The fat slob should be horsewhipped in town square after town square, from sea to shining sea...

Don't worry, you folks in Okiehomie--it's going to get worse. Better stock up on ivermectin, cheap whiskey, CBD and ammo...

Next up in TrumpWorld: "This is Sleepy Joe Biden's fault!". Breaking in about 3...2...1...

African Americans nationwide--and not just in Georgia--are figuring out what the hell they have to lose with Der Dotard at the helm. If the Dems can convince the large majority of dark-skinned voters to come their way, the landslide will he both historic and histrionic...

English is a second language in Dade County. The days of Jewish grandparents from Nassau or the Upper West Side are gone. The large majority of Spanish speakers in Dade County are hard-working, and here in the US for the opportunity to get ahead, and for that I applaud them. Either turnout was terrible, or voters in Florida are getting quite sick of El Dotardo II. This election is a warning to Florida GOPers, most of whom have now burned their MAGA hats and banners, except for the randy holdouts at The Villages...