But he's a Christian and has family values! And Trump like him too! I'm a voting for him again! MAGA! Own the libs!
--Texas losers

I suspect his return on investment will yield much less than he anticipates. Pro tip to Leon: stick to exploding rockets and cars which catch fire when turned to talk radio...

I'll wager that sometime between today and Inauguration Day 2029 the headline will read "China Fire Multiple Ballistic Missiles at Taiwan". Trump will hear about it after he gets off the golf course, and will promise to "look into it"...

Worst of all, Der Dotard thought is was called "-------- Day", at which he turned to Natalie and grinned. She then put on some latex gloves and got out a tube of K-Y...

Der Dotard's curves are interrupted by his Skims for Men, and Depend undergarments, size XL...

Der Dotard will write himself a lease to run the renovated course for 99 years to come, at a very friendly lease rate, so as to make bank from the rube MAGA golfers who will show up to play. This is being done to keep walkers, the colored, most women and ESPECIALLY those wearing shorts off the course. The renovation will be completed just in time for Dem president (insert name here) to re-open the course to all. Members of the Trump Crime Family will be welcome, at regular greens fees, and none will ever darken the door of the new course...

Reagan. Ha.
The other day I was out and about and saw a guy in a "Conservative" hat. I suspect that hat is the new MAGA hat and that the guy has little idea who Ronald Reagan was, or what Barry Goldwater stood for, what Nixon thought about Russia. Anyone who thinks that the present administration is driven by conservative ideology is as wrong as a ---- sandwich ...

First--condolences to the families and loved ones of these fallen servicemembers. Their sacrifice in this war of choice should be especially honored.

Second--each should be laid to rest with a level of honor that will NEVER be shown to Der Dotard, JV Pants, Drinky Pete or any other member of the criminal administration of the fat orange criminal insurrectionist and golf cheat currently desecrating the Peoples House...

IN THE MEANTIME, RELEASE THE TRUMP-EPSTEIN FILES...

Um, hey there, what's the price that will be paid for this Russian Diesel fuel? I'll wager it is a lot closer to the current US average of $6.27/gallon (as of October 12) than any other price, and of course, there is that shipping cost to consider. By the time the fuel will reach the world market, it will be too late to move the needle on the US price. It is also hoped that by that time, the mid-term election is over and the Dems have won, from the Senate to the county dog catcher's race...

Good.
Read the Federalist Papers. James Madison argues that the Second Amendment is necessary to check a tyrant. When a drunken agent of a tyrant shows up on your front lawn, piss-drunk and seeking to join a 'meanest man' competition, surprise him with the deployment of the Castle Doctrine. This ICE thug is lucky he is not the center of attention at a closed-casket funeral. This story should be sent to each and every one of his co-workers...

Remember that big raid of the Fulton County Board of Elections? That produced...just what, other than pix of Tusli in black? Same thing here, just a demonstration of a fascist state...

IN THE MEANTIME RELEASE THE TRUMP-EPSTEIN FILES...

Yep. This move is just another shakedown by a criminal enterprise operating as a government, with power to cancel multi-million dollar contracts if the other party doesn't "agree" to the terms of said criminals ...

Hey Brendan: Did you ever hear the one about the group of protesters who set their fax machine to dial the number of a hated opponent--every 30 seconds for a couple of days? OK then. Just remember to not answer your phone for a while...

Eric Deters is a jerk, par excellence. He gave up his law license just before the Commonwealth of Kentucky was set to revoke it. He seeks out car crashes and pleasures himself to the pictures. He does know enough about the law to know that Chunky Lips Kim would otherwise be dead to rights for soliciting a bribe, but in Trumpworld she will skate with a pardon, and might not even have to resign her cushy job. She is just another grifter in the administration...

Hey there AI--perform a rescue mission for this young fool. Build and fly a helicopter, and bring along the gear needed to stabilize his vital signs. Do it now, please...
--parents of a young fool

We're businessmen. We're experts in business. For example, we're going to get rid of the best customers of our great nation's colleges and universities. Things will be better for it. Believe us--we know more than you...
--MAGA fools steering the ship of state into the shoals

I'm confident that Karoline Leavitt will do much, much better as Secretary of War. Look at her qualifications--blonde, Fox News weekend sports reporter, she knows the president, and she's blonde. And doesn't drink...

Another Fauci ouchie!

I'm glad we have a personal injury attorney in place at the top of HHS. He will figure this out, and sue...somebody.

I'm confident that come January the Dems will conduct investigation after investigation. And get stonewalled at every turn. With reported death rates of 30-90% upon infection, the Red Hat Horde will be sucking down horse paste and bleach left, right and center. And our fascist regime will be busy telling folks there is NOTHING to worry about--that it's fake news from Socialists. Hang on for a wild ride in the coming year...

I am SO bummed--we were in Strasbourg less than two weeks ago, and it would have been great to see this. Another reason to return to a wonderful place...

Headline fail. Should read:

"Fat orange man plans new way to scam Americans."

There--fixed it. You're welcome...

Polls don't matter to people who don't vote. Or to people bent on interfering with the election. Every American sick of Trump and MAGA must get out and vote in person. Here in Ohio early voting has started and I cast my ballot this morning at my county board of elections. The place was well-staffed with helpful, eager workers who seem pumped for crowds.

Der Dotard is on the ballot--give him the bum's rush in your voting...

He will have lot of 'splainin' to do when he encounters St. Peter...

Wait. Some ICE goon shot this lady FIVE TIMES and yet still she walks the earth? This lady carries some sort of super power, and the ICE shooter needs to have his gun and badge taken away, for demonstration of gross incompetence. In the meantime I hope she has a full recovery and that after this she is a very wealthy woman, with a pet ICE agent chained up in her alleyway...

Hey, Dimocrat! It's 'Department of WAR!' Of course we're not letting you in! And don't get me started on the fatties we're getting rid of from the ranks of generals. Or the beard-o wierdo trans losers in the ranks. And every officer's club will now be open 24/7/365, 'cause that's how we roll!
--Drinky Pete, definitely not drunk at 10am

Yep, Der Dotard sees this piece of legislation as being on par with, oh, The Magna Carta, Emancipation Proclamation, the 14th and 19th Amendments, the Voting Rights act and every motor-voter law. That's why he is making such a fuss about it.

IN THE MEANTIME, RELEASE THE TRUMP-EPSTEIN FILES...