Just don't talk to Okies about wind power. There are days in the Sooner or Later State where 100% of electricity consumed comes from wind power. 100%. Can it get any better?

What a quandary for our commander in burger chef--visit the wounded in the hospital, or spend that time on the golf course. On one hand, he can have his picture taken with folks with life-altering injuries, and on the other he can play golf with some toady politician or washed-up jock. So tough to decide? What would Daddy do?

Art of the deal-pah. Trump and his team of me-first grifters collectively demonstrate what poor negotiators they are. The much-despised Obama demonstrated patience and look what it produced"an agreement which the world now longs for.

Here is how Iran will play out in the next two years:
-the US will run low on its best munitions, placing this country's remaining friends at risk
-the administration, in a desperate attempt to Win The War, will allow Iran and Oman to toll all ships transiting the Straight
-all western democracies will unite against the plan, causing chaos and allowing Trump to blame the whole thing on NATO
- with a weak US, China will take Taiwan and then demand the Taiwan semiconductor plant north of Phoenix. With no cards to play, Trump will capitulate to the demands

Clip and save ...

Trump patient? He is not patient enough to hole out on a par 3, typically picking up after 5 strokes and calling it 3 ...

Hey, I know where can replace those berry pickers we ran out of the country. And they will work for less than the people they replace ...
-GOP functionaries trying to solve the farm labor problem

Ladies and gentlemen let me introduce you to the new surgeon general of the United States ...
-Der Dotard in about 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...

Shelby and Davidson counties, home to Memphis and Nashville, are now each split into three. The power of local voters is now greatly diminished as is the ability of those cities to receive political support and federal funding. That's less gas for the states two biggest economic engines. Real smart, Hilljacks. But at least you showed those libs and colored folks ...

Think the MAGA GOP in the Senate is bad now, just wait until the Dems take over. The folks scared of Der Dotard now will double down in their allegiance, hoping to take a bullet for their god, and to receiving some campaign funds from him for 2028. Of course, Trump sees his super pac money as his. He would rather give up DJTJ, Eric and Lurch ...

Well, that falls into the president's duties of office, so there is nothing anyone can do about it ...
-Johnny and the Right Justices

Don't worry--more subpoenas will be issued tomorrow morning, for reports who no-show at the WHPC dinner, and for those who do show and talk, text or mill about while Der Dotard entertains them with a two hour, one-man demonstration of mental illness...

So...those four dead soldiers literally don't count. Tell that to their families, to their fellow troops, and to the 100 members of the House and Senate who are veterans, and to the American people asked to pay for this clusterfcuk. Well, I guess you did...

Sounds reasonable to me. In essence, Trump is claiming that his businesses have suffered financial harm at the hands of the BBC. Examination of the records of those businesses should bear out the claim, so the defendant should be able to have the proof of damage presented to them and the court. In this case, ain't no way Der Dotard is going to show any such records, not now, not ever. The Dotard's attorneys are already amending their suit, so as to avoid the delivery of such records. That change will sink the suit. The result will be a win for the BBC...

IN THE MEANTIME, RELEASE THE TRUMP-EPSTEIN FILES...

And just one firebomb rolled under each will result in a reappraisal of the decision to spend this money...

Like in his first administration, scores of folks will be covering up their stints in the Trump Administration by claiming they were in a monastery, enrolled in a foreign college or in prison. Any of these will be easier explained than their work for a Dotard...

Don't worry ladies, those folks putting their mitts on your bodies at the screening stations have been screened and trained to the highest standards for people paid $11/hour. Dangerous people of all stripes now know where to board planes for their adventures in hijacking and bringing jihad to the Great Satan, on our home shore. This will end badly, and probably sooner than later.

IN THE MEANTIME, RELEASE THE TRUMP-EPSTEIN FILES...

Another activist, communist, socialist, ANTIFA judge legislating from the bench! Evidence of wrongdoing is not needed in this case. Take the word of the President and the thousands of witnesses who saw this criminal wield a huge, razor-sharp machete to deface our beautiful reflecting pool! The vandals must be stopped. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

See, these Truthy posts write themselves...

IN THE MEANTIME, RELEASE THE TRUMP-EPSTEIN FILES...

Just wait until there are boots on the ground, and youngsters from Red States start coming home in boxes, or are used as human shields by the Iranians. Even then, a good percentage of the MAGA crowd will stand behind their orange leader, because he is fighting nuclear-armed Muslim communist child-rapers intent on destroying America from halfway around the world, and they dress funny, too!

This sure is an expensive way to not release the Trump-Epstein files...

Put those DOGE guys on the case. Big Balls, Scooter, Cletus and Jughead should be able to find trillions, just like they did a year ago.

I read into Drinky Pete's testimony this week that the Iran Excursion has cost billions more than the administration either will admit to, or knows. They thought the whole thing would have been over in a weekend, which, of course, was not the case. Now, Der Dotard's crime family is making bank on government contracts, and Hegseth's testimony was an attempt to get the billionaire class even more money.

Here's a quick way to get the dough that the Pentagon needs--cut off Israel's war machine...

A couple of pro tips for the MAGA travelers who go overseas this summer:
-proudly wear your red hats, Trump regalia and stars and stripes clothing, to show those folks you are 'Murican!
-in a place where they just refuse to speak English? Just talk louder when addressing waiters, hotel desk clerks and people on the street, with a tone of superiority and exasperation
-openly criticize the funny food and cark-colored beer
-Cargo shorts are fashion-forward at all times

Report back to DR with your experiences...

While still making bank, Ms. Loeffler's investment is a bit tarnished, with SPCX closing on July 22 at $115.26, so retail investors who bought at the IPO date have lost 14.6% in less than six weeks. But Leon Skum has done OK, so there...

Scotty: nopenopenope. Still made in Canada. One bottling line is in the US, but the main distillery and bottling plant are in Manitoba. Canadians are big on rules when it comes to their liquor, and were it MADE in the US, Crown Royal could not be called Canadian Whiskey. Try it instead of bourbon in an Old Fashioned, and live a little...

Don't worry, fans of domestic violence--Miller's district is so well gerrymandered that he could commit acts of ---------- on the lawn of the Wooster courthouse and still be re-elected...

Let's hope there is a brave local DA to investigate this matter--it's the only way the ICE terrorist thugs will be brought to justice. The Feds will not lift a finger. Remember: ICE tactics are taught, so they are a feature, not a bug...

Who cares? Trump need not face voters again. Instead, he will cling to power for the rest of his tortured life, with his children conducting their own version of "The Hunger Games" to see who comes out on top, at Der Dotard's death, to run what's left of this once-great land.

IN THE MEANTIME, RELEASE THE TRUMP-EPSTEIN FILES...

I think Canada is a great country. My family and I have visited twice--Toronto and Victoria. We had a fine time in both places, and saw things like excellent food in the food court of a shopping mall, folks waiting patiently for a delayed subway train, clean streets and courteous police.

As for Der Dotard's description of Canadian liquor--ok then. I'll take your Crown Royal off your hands...