Late to the game here, but YES, I think the Trump 'shooting' was staged, and so was the dead guy part, except he was not in on the secret...

For being such high-T manly men, these Trump lackeys sure have thin skin and sensitive natures. Running to the courts to sue someone sure is a new look, compared to other administrations. In the meantime, think of Ka$h as 6'3", with Aryan features and a magnetic personality. Or else he will sue you...

Ha! Ha! Well, boys will be boys. I'm sure there's a reasonable exp--wait, it that his picture? Really? Well, he will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law, and his career in the Secret Service is OVER!
--Trump Administration functionaries

Remember how Der Dotard got 'shot' in the ear? Amazing how it was put back together, with no scars...

Those inquiring are desperate to find out how many colored women with problem pregnancies were turned away, so as to bleed out in the parking lot. Such cases will be held up as a job well done by Der Dotard's creepy minions...

Good news for a Tuesday!
-DJTJ

Real simple. In the next pandemic, those presenting vaccination cards will be admitted to medical facilities. The rest can fend for themselves, because they are volunteering to do so in their denial of the vaccine then in vogue. And their kids? The same treatment for whatever condition those children pick up because of not being vaccinated. Not a Christian process here, but that fits in with the anti-vaxxers, to whom Christianity is just something they hear about at church...

News flash: ICE hires guys like this killer because they want guys like him. They knew his background.

Let me tell you something. They signed up to use their weapons. Most of them, all right. But they watch enough TV, so they know they have to weep after they use their weapons.
--Billy Costigan, The Departed

Wait. With all this posting going on, how does our Demander in Chief have time for all that golf, not to mention the design projects at the WH, Trump Kennedy Center, the Deflecting Pool, election interference and speechifying in front of the rapturous press corps? I'm just glad we don't have to think about those Epstein Files, the Iran War or gasoline prices any more...

Making Polio Great Again--may not look good on a hat or flow trippingly off the tongue, but it's what Der Dotard and his Heroin-addicted lawyer of an HHS secretary are doing. In, oh ten to 15 years all those Maga Karen moms will look back on the time before the Trump administration wistfully, and then look at their twisted, crippled children and know who is responsible--Joe Biden and the woke Left...

Here is, in action, an administration where one elected leader has already declared that he knows more than his generals, and he hired on a guy who thinks that Tattoos make the man. Iran is now a flaming bad of dog excrement left at every door to the White House, for Der Dotard to stomp on but not extinguish, while dragging across the carpet his soiled shoes. I blame the flaccid GOP House and Senate, for laying down, not asserting their position as a co-equal branch of government, and hoping their youngest voters don't start coming home in body bags. The first step to getting out of Iran is the vote Blue in the November election. Turn the House and Senate, and see what the sunshine of investigation brings forth...

In the meantime, release the Trump-Epstein files...

Just don't talk to Okies about wind power. There are days in the Sooner or Later State where 100% of electricity consumed comes from wind power. 100%. Can it get any better?

What a quandary for our commander in burger chef--visit the wounded in the hospital, or spend that time on the golf course. On one hand, he can have his picture taken with folks with life-altering injuries, and on the other he can play golf with some toady politician or washed-up jock. So tough to decide? What would Daddy do?

Art of the deal-pah. Trump and his team of me-first grifters collectively demonstrate what poor negotiators they are. The much-despised Obama demonstrated patience and look what it produced"an agreement which the world now longs for.

Here is how Iran will play out in the next two years:
-the US will run low on its best munitions, placing this country's remaining friends at risk
-the administration, in a desperate attempt to Win The War, will allow Iran and Oman to toll all ships transiting the Straight
-all western democracies will unite against the plan, causing chaos and allowing Trump to blame the whole thing on NATO
- with a weak US, China will take Taiwan and then demand the Taiwan semiconductor plant north of Phoenix. With no cards to play, Trump will capitulate to the demands

Clip and save ...

Trump patient? He is not patient enough to hole out on a par 3, typically picking up after 5 strokes and calling it 3 ...

Hey, I know where can replace those berry pickers we ran out of the country. And they will work for less than the people they replace ...
-GOP functionaries trying to solve the farm labor problem

Ladies and gentlemen let me introduce you to the new surgeon general of the United States ...
-Der Dotard in about 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...

Shelby and Davidson counties, home to Memphis and Nashville, are now each split into three. The power of local voters is now greatly diminished as is the ability of those cities to receive political support and federal funding. That's less gas for the states two biggest economic engines. Real smart, Hilljacks. But at least you showed those libs and colored folks ...

Think the MAGA GOP in the Senate is bad now, just wait until the Dems take over. The folks scared of Der Dotard now will double down in their allegiance, hoping to take a bullet for their god, and to receiving some campaign funds from him for 2028. Of course, Trump sees his super pac money as his. He would rather give up DJTJ, Eric and Lurch ...

Well, that falls into the president's duties of office, so there is nothing anyone can do about it ...
-Johnny and the Right Justices

Don't worry--more subpoenas will be issued tomorrow morning, for reports who no-show at the WHPC dinner, and for those who do show and talk, text or mill about while Der Dotard entertains them with a two hour, one-man demonstration of mental illness...

So...those four dead soldiers literally don't count. Tell that to their families, to their fellow troops, and to the 100 members of the House and Senate who are veterans, and to the American people asked to pay for this clusterfcuk. Well, I guess you did...

Sounds reasonable to me. In essence, Trump is claiming that his businesses have suffered financial harm at the hands of the BBC. Examination of the records of those businesses should bear out the claim, so the defendant should be able to have the proof of damage presented to them and the court. In this case, ain't no way Der Dotard is going to show any such records, not now, not ever. The Dotard's attorneys are already amending their suit, so as to avoid the delivery of such records. That change will sink the suit. The result will be a win for the BBC...

IN THE MEANTIME, RELEASE THE TRUMP-EPSTEIN FILES...

And just one firebomb rolled under each will result in a reappraisal of the decision to spend this money...

Like in his first administration, scores of folks will be covering up their stints in the Trump Administration by claiming they were in a monastery, enrolled in a foreign college or in prison. Any of these will be easier explained than their work for a Dotard...