6. "The Star of David Is a Hate Symbol."

Judaism does not equal Israel, and vice versa.

Cruise ships hold people hostages for alcohol and retail.

That's a wonderful idea.

I'd suggest making America great again, like when people hated Nazis and pedophiles.

And when guys who couldn't-------- went bowling or to sports bars, or just stayed in their rooms engaging in Onan worship.

In all fairness, he's used to handling unmarked 20s.

Remember Lumumba.

I can't imagine that Trump gives two s#!+s whether any Thai or Cambodian person lives or dies for any reason whatsoever.

Seriously: what motivates clowns like stinkerbell and his gaggle of goons to come here - all day, everyday - just to troll??? Inquiring minds want to know.

Attention whores. A lot of the leftwingers here are also.

But the leftwingers aren't coming here for abuse or most of the time a serious exchange of differing views. Gotta consider the source.

15. My brother reminded me recently that we'd read the book before the movie even came out.

M*A*S*H Goes to Maine was a halfway decent book sequel. There may have even been a third or fourth story, but the glory was gone.

5. Painless Pol

M*A*S*H reference, if familiar with anything but the TV series, which turned terrible.