They'll all vote Republican in 2028, and worse, for every down-ballot Trump-supporting incumbent in the interim.

And then Don Jr. -- after he promises not to do coke anymore.

Spoiler alert:

In the end, the aliens require all black people to strip down to a single article of clothing before boarding the ship. The story pointedly says they leave the United States in the same way their ancestors had arrived. As ship's cargo.

On space traders and critical race theory:

Calling Heliumrat . . .

Olive Garden? Tesla drivers ain't too smart.

If you keep denegrating the voters you need, why would they vote for you?

#17 | Posted by boaz

Boaz knows all about de-negration.

No, wait. That's denegritude.

Sure it wasn't that bad. For the heartless parents.

Who keeps track of such stuff? Why?

Do something else. Anything.

Bill Clinton teamed with Newt Gingrich to settle on some legislation that's been horrid for communities of color in the long run. Yeah, that Gingrich, who 30 years ago was advocating his Contract on America and codifying the vilification of Democrats. preTrumpian.

That Clinton. First black president, my lily white ass.

And if it wasn't for the one drop rule, Obama wouldn't qualify either.

And no doubt she could have kicked his ass at any time in their lives.

Today's feel-good story. Outstanding political theatre.

Saw a millennial driving a Tesla today with the sticker "I bought this vehicle before we knew Elon was crazy."

My two thoughts:

1. Buddy, that ain't gonna help you.

2. Exactly how long ago was that? If you're just finding out now this guy is crazy, sucks for you.

In brighter economic news, CEOs' security teams are doing rather well, thank you.

Poor baby.

The point here is that he is a musical theatre poofer mostly stuck in 1971.

5 anonymous sources ffs...

#21 | Posted by lfthndthrds

Still doesn't understand basic journalism.

"In 2025, the US adult literacy rate is estimated to be around 79%, with approximately 21% of adults struggling with basic literacy tasks.

"Adult literacy rate is the percentage of people ages 15 and above who can both read and write with understanding a short simple statement about their everyday life.
Cuba literacy rate for 2021 was 99.67%, a 0% increase from 2012."

Thank a communist.

Do you also think WWE wrestling is real?

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Ask Linda McMahon. Might be an AP English question in Mississippi some day.

The Trump Cash Register has a secret drawer for Krueggerands.

"There are dangerous nuts out there."

Lee Harvey Oswald is a gift that just keeps on giving.

Was at the Walmarx today, and some angry-looking young dope with his sporty red Tesla facing out in the front row was checking his tire pressure very deliberately. He picked his head up whenever someone walked by with a look of "Try me."

Not exactly menacing, but way out of place.

My original thought, though, was that in Idaho people with guns are probably welcome.

Purely self-defense, of course.

Ah, but how much of their own money do teachers spend? My friends who are teachers spend little of their own money as their schools had ample budgets for day trips, meals, or supplies.

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Teachers still spend their own money. I have two teachers in my family in a medium-income school district in northern Virginia. They certainly have supplemented what the school provides.

This goes back decades. My mother in the mid-70s was a special-ed teacher in the NYC school system when the union ruled everything and before the city went broke. She still bought school supplies.

Unfortunately, the future for the Democrats still seems to be people in their 50s and 60s.

That far into the future for the Republicans will be shame, remorse, and hopefully ostracization.

Let's see them do Ted Williams.