Kash Patel Lowers Standards for New FBI Hires

Wednesday, September 02, 2026

The FBI previously refused to hire job applicants if they admitted to hiring sex workers or stealing from an employer -- or engaging in acts of bestiality.

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'Beyond Disturbing': Ex-FBI Agent Buries Kash Patel for Lifting Ban on Hiring Applicants Who've Had Encounters With Prostitutes

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The FBI previously refused to hire job applicants if they admitted to hiring sex workers or stealing from an employer " or engaging in acts of ----------.

The bug-eyed lush is running the FBI through a wood chipper.

#1 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-08-28 11:13 PM | Reply

The diabolical Trumpf junta is creating a para-military army of uneducated, but well-armed, loyal ICE and FBI agents to be at the cabal's full disposal. By 2028, these two secret police agencies will be mostly white and MAGA. And unhappy to see the GOP lose the election on Tuesday 7 Nov 2028.

Moreover, DHS and FBI will have mountains of information on Americans -- all collected without warrant -- for use by the Bosch against Democrats, progressives, undesirables, antifa, and other "enemies of the state."

Well, at least the 2024 Democrats got the 140 Israeli hostages released. Whew!

"FUNNY"

#2 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-08-29 03:28 AM | Reply

Well, Patel got hired because of the lowest of low standards, so it's only fitting that he would extend the opportunity to other losers and degenerates.

#3 | Posted by jpw at 2026-08-29 05:00 AM | Reply

Shifting the Overton Window to accommodate the across-the-board decline in standards implemented by the regime.

Put another way, Trump's ensh#ttification of the government proceeds at speed.

And speaking of ensh#ttification, the Trump Epstein Coverup that Todd "I Love You, Sir!" Blanche is running over at DOJ holds.

#4 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-08-29 07:44 AM | Reply

The FBI lowered its standards on ---------- to hire more people.

Think about that.

~ Covie ~

#5 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-08-29 01:54 PM | Reply

Put it another way, anyone qualified either quit or was fired.

#6 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-08-30 02:19 PM | Reply

Should lead to an influx of farm boys overly familiar with the other ... um ... species

#7 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-09-02 04:11 PM | Reply

@#6 ... anyone qualified either quit or was fired. ...

In many ways, yes.

#8 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-09-02 04:29 PM | Reply