Clavicular Charged with Rape, report says

Tuesday, September 22, 2026

Looksmaxxer Clavicular has been charged with rape in Massachusetts, according to reports.

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'Looksmaxxing' influencer Clavicular charged with rape and drug offenses

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-- The Guardian (@theguardian.com) 10:57 AM Â· Sep 22, 2026

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What seat are the Republicans going to run him for?

#1 | Posted by Sycophant at 2026-09-22 12:41 PM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 2

Anyone under age 25 whose name rhymes with Braden and all the alternative spellings should be held for something.

#2 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-09-22 12:49 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Looks like Looksmaxxer is going for that Supermax Prison look.

#3 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-09-22 12:54 PM | Reply

The object seems to be Notoriety for it's own sake... and how one gets it isn't really important.

Which sounds to me like just about any US Corporation you could name.

Which may be what happens when there's Corporate Personhood for people to compete with in the Marketplace.

#4 | Posted by Corky at 2026-09-22 01:21 PM | Reply

This was inevitably how this was going to go.

#5 | Posted by s1l3ntc0y0t3 at 2026-09-22 08:01 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Upset that the SA happened, happy to see a terrible person get charged

#6 | Posted by hamburglar at 2026-09-23 12:30 AM | Reply

^alleged

#7 | Posted by hamburglar at 2026-09-23 06:32 AM | Reply

Congratulations on your prison nuptials, mushy butt. I wonder if you will be able to make involuntary buggery a thing among your followers...

#8 | Posted by catdog at 2026-09-23 08:18 AM | Reply

Methamphetamine is a hell of a drug!

#9 | Posted by _Gunslinger_ at 2026-09-24 12:36 AM | Reply