Kash Patel Lowers Standards for New FBI Hires
The FBI previously refused to hire job applicants if they admitted to hiring sex workers or stealing from an employer -- or engaging in acts of bestiality.
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'Beyond Disturbing': Ex-FBI Agent Buries Kash Patel for Lifting Ban on Hiring Applicants Who've Had Encounters With Prostitutes[image or embed] -- Mediaite (@mediaite.com) 6:12 PM · Aug 31, 2026
'Beyond Disturbing': Ex-FBI Agent Buries Kash Patel for Lifting Ban on Hiring Applicants Who've Had Encounters With Prostitutes[image or embed]
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The FBI previously refused to hire job applicants if they admitted to hiring sex workers or stealing from an employer " or engaging in acts of ----------.
The bug-eyed lush is running the FBI through a wood chipper.
#1 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-08-28 11:13 PM | Reply
The diabolical Trumpf junta is creating a para-military army of uneducated, but well-armed, loyal ICE and FBI agents to be at the cabal's full disposal. By 2028, these two secret police agencies will be mostly white and MAGA. And unhappy to see the GOP lose the election on Tuesday 7 Nov 2028.
Moreover, DHS and FBI will have mountains of information on Americans -- all collected without warrant -- for use by the Bosch against Democrats, progressives, undesirables, antifa, and other "enemies of the state."
Well, at least the 2024 Democrats got the 140 Israeli hostages released. Whew!
"FUNNY"
#2 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-08-29 03:28 AM | Reply
Well, Patel got hired because of the lowest of low standards, so it's only fitting that he would extend the opportunity to other losers and degenerates.
#3 | Posted by jpw at 2026-08-29 05:00 AM | Reply
Shifting the Overton Window to accommodate the across-the-board decline in standards implemented by the regime.
Put another way, Trump's ensh#ttification of the government proceeds at speed.
And speaking of ensh#ttification, the Trump Epstein Coverup that Todd "I Love You, Sir!" Blanche is running over at DOJ holds.
#4 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-08-29 07:44 AM | Reply
The FBI lowered its standards on ---------- to hire more people.
Think about that.
~ Covie ~
#5 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-08-29 01:54 PM | Reply
Put it another way, anyone qualified either quit or was fired.
#6 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-08-30 02:19 PM | Reply
Should lead to an influx of farm boys overly familiar with the other ... um ... species
#7 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-09-02 04:11 PM | Reply
@#6 ... anyone qualified either quit or was fired. ...
In many ways, yes.
#8 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-09-02 04:29 PM | Reply
On one count I don't disagree with the new standards...sex work is not anyone else's business. But that ---------- thing...one has questions...
#9 | Posted by Hughmass at 2026-09-03 06:37 AM | Reply
Kash Machine has to be reminded twice daily to zip his fly. This turn of events is no surprise. It will take a decade or more to restore the FBI to its former stature. Robert Mueller is shielding his eyes...
#10 | Posted by catdog at 2026-09-03 07:58 AM | Reply
There is no standard low enough that explains this dumbass running the FBI.
#11 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-09-03 08:57 AM | Reply
Trying to come up with a bestiality witticism, and I'm glad I can't.
#12 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-09-03 10:05 PM | Reply
@#11 ... There is no standard low enough that explains this dumbass running the FBI. ...
That's a good assessment, imo.
#13 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-09-03 10:21 PM | Reply
And now Sec Defense Hegseth seems to be moving towards a military draft to populate his testosterone-enabled military ...
Which Americans Will Be Automatically Registered for Military Draft, and When? (April 2026) www.military.com
... A government filing shows that men of a certain age could be automatically registered for a military draft before this year ends. The website of the Office of Information and Regulatory Affairs shows that a proposed rule submitted on March 30 would fast-track a change to go in effect by December 2026 after initially being approved by Congress in 2025 as part of the National Defense Authorization Act. The rule was submitted by the Selective Service System (SSS), the government agency that maintains the draft-eligible database, and encompasses American males aged 18-25. While the U.S. has long utilized an all-volunteer force and a draft has not been in effect since the tail end of the Vietnam War in the 1970s, the option of conscription has been considered an option since the SSS registration was reinstated in 1980 by then-President Jimmy Carter. This new rule could have legal and financial penalties, as failure to register is a felony punishable with a fine of up to $250,000 or up to 5 years in prison. ...
The website of the Office of Information and Regulatory Affairs shows that a proposed rule submitted on March 30 would fast-track a change to go in effect by December 2026 after initially being approved by Congress in 2025 as part of the National Defense Authorization Act.
The rule was submitted by the Selective Service System (SSS), the government agency that maintains the draft-eligible database, and encompasses American males aged 18-25.
While the U.S. has long utilized an all-volunteer force and a draft has not been in effect since the tail end of the Vietnam War in the 1970s, the option of conscription has been considered an option since the SSS registration was reinstated in 1980 by then-President Jimmy Carter.
This new rule could have legal and financial penalties, as failure to register is a felony punishable with a fine of up to $250,000 or up to 5 years in prison. ...
#14 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-09-03 10:28 PM | Reply
moving towards a military draft to populate his testosterone-enabled military ...
So, he's looking for 'roided up, straight white men that don't come from rich or connected families?
#15 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-09-03 10:39 PM | Reply
@15
Looks that way.
#16 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-09-03 10:47 PM | Reply
Pledging loyalty to Trump has a lot of perks in this government.
#17 | Posted by ClownShack at 2026-09-03 10:50 PM | Reply
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