Hahahahahaha

34 felony convictions.
6 bankruptcies.
A notorious chiseler and deadbeat.
Speaks volumes about the mooks supporting him.
But, dontcha know, mooks gonna mook.

Kirk was a nasty, grifting punk. Not a capital offense. And certainly not in MAGAtlandia. That said, dying does nothing to take away from the hate he seened to relish, not unlike a barnyard porker joyously rolling around in a muck-filled sty.

The Bobby Fuller Four, Hank Williams Jr., Roy Orbison, Bruce Springsteen and the Clash were among the many acts that covered "I Fought the Law," with its memorable refrain, "I fought the law and the law won."

"The song came quick," Mr. Curtis said in an interview with the International Songwriters Association. "It was one of those West Texas afternoons where the sand was blowing, those days you have in the spring. Probably March 1958. I wrote it in 15 minutes " bam! If you listen to it, you can tell you don't have to be a rocket scientist to write those lyrics."

Can you state what Kimmel said that was so offensive?
#74 | Posted by truthhurts at 2025-09-21 11:43 PM | Reply

He won't.
#75 | POSTED BY ALEXANDRITE

Because he can't.

Don't worry, folks, nyet problemski. It won't be Trump's economy until..lessee, now ... oh, right, the end of 2129. Just wait! Boy, will it start kicking in by then!!!
~ Howie Lutnik

And lest we forget: the LaLa War between Shambala and Shangri-La.
"Wash away my troubles, wash away my pain
With the rain in Shambala
Wash away my sorrow, wash away my shame
With the rain in Shambala
Ah-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Ah-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah"

Only among MAGAbillies could a convicted felon, deadbeat, chiseler, liar and scofflaw be seen as heroic.
Want an explanation, at least a partial accounting for this weirdness?
Look at their twisted, makeup heavy, glittery, get rich quick churchtime hucksters.
It's religion as entertainment carnival and circus for nonthinkers and their manipulators.
Difference is, having traveled with a circus, show people actually deal with reality.
Rubes, not so much.

No, he didn't.
But if that takes away from the received narrative, do as you usually do:
Roll over, display your belly, and just go with it.
MAGAbillies = megalewzers.

Charlie Kirk.
What peas poor martyr material.
But if that's all you got ...
Horst Wessel the ---- out of it.
And monetization.
As someone wrote in the UK Times this morning:
"Plures efficimur, quotiens metimur a vobis: ----- est sanguis MAGAorum.
With apologies to Tertullian."

He slips in and out.
Mostly out.
Far out.

Grrrrrrr

Another roadside attraction ...

Trump's ability to transcend the laws of mathematics (promising to lower drug costs by 1,500%) bookend his capacity for time travel.
The US did not build Bagram.
Bagram came into existence in the 1950s, thanks to the USSR.
During their Afghan humiliation, the Russians used Bagram extensively.
The US occupied Bagram while it worked through its own Afghan flop.
During his first term, Trump signed onto the Doha Agreement of 2020.
(Behind the back of the Afghanistan government.)
The US promised to leave Bagram, pronto.
30

"If Afghanistan doesn't give Bagram Airbase back to those that built it, the United States of America, BAD THINGS ARE GOING TO HAPPEN"

Ooooh ... Grrrrrrrrr ... .Ta-ta-ta-TACO!

Smells like kleptocracy.

Republicans latched onto Kirk as their very own Horst Wessel 2.0 because they lack any actual, credible, heroic figures from whom to draw inspiration.

Apologies. Homan, as in HO-man, not Holman.

Doesn't the Cava chain customarily hand over $50K in cash when someone orders a Garlicky Chicken Schwarma Bowl with (and this is important) a Cucumber Mint Lime chaser on the first Tuesday after the third Monday?

Whattaya mean, "No"?!?

You mean,..Tom Holman might be bent?

He should have listened to SCOTUS and picked up his bribe after delivering to his owners, which would have been just fine.

You know, Republicans rules, decorum, appearances, etc.