"It's ok with me because it was a bogus allegation."
You can't prove that. All that can be proved is the FBI didn't interrogate the sole named witness, either under oath, or otherwise.
It's only a bogus allegation because of your (R)easons. If there was a (D) after the name, you'd be screeching about FBI corruption.
And you'd be right.
"This is how an interview would have gone"
If it was that innocent, it would've happened. And the FBI CHOSE NOT to follow-up on other allegations. The same folks advocating for Kavanaugh's confirmation were the ones "running" the investigation.
In related news, Comey and McCabe both got audited, a statistical near-impossibility, especially in an era with so few audits.
"It's ok with me"
The only honest phrase you've posted.
"An injured knee. He ended up on the hood of the car."
But if he dies tomorrow, that doesn't count, right?
We're still living by "J6 Rules"...right?!?