#14
A car "driving around Florida"?
A car.
One.
Car.
One car.
In all of Florida.
Comprende, juevon?
Jayzus, Maria y Joe

#9
AU -
Do you recall the days when airports included machines where, pre-flight, you purchased a life insurance for that flight and posted the paperwork to whoever?

Many Afrikaners readily speak up for distinguishing between the terms "Afrikaner" and "Boer". In this model, white modernized South African folk (often descended from "Boers") are "Afrikaners," while "Boers" are basically hillbillies. These folks sound like Boers.

Yup, Old Yeller sure effed that one up.
Problem is, even after he's rotting on history's garbage heap ...
Nobody in their right mind will ever again trust the American electorate.

Sean Duffy, just another unserious, hapless mook randomly installed in Old Yeller's Cabinet of Mediocrities.

"After these first three tyrannical, lawless months of this presidency, surely Americans can understand now that Donald Trump is going to continue to decimate America for the next three-plus years. He will continue his assault on America, its democracy, and rule of law until the American people finally rise up and say, No more,'"Luttig concludes his excellent essay. "From across the ages, Frederick Douglass is crying out that we Americans never forget: The limits of tyrants are prescribed by the endurance of those whom they oppress.'"

#6
Weak try and a fail.

#3
Care to explain?

Old Yeller, his hair now dyed as white as a polar bear's beehind when contrasted with a deepening Oompa Loompa hue slathered onto his sagging features, propped-up at an odd angle once cinched into his girdle and thrust precipitously forward, teetering on those pesky lifts in his shoes, as he yammers and whines incessantly like Gloria Swanson in "Sunset Boulevard" ... yup, that's real masculinity for you, MAGAt style.

Were his paws visible and above the table at all times?

I've heard, perhaps from someone somewhere, maybe not, possibly so, that Old Yeller's moniker among real negotiators is "Beeg Poosie." Could've been an episode of "The Sopranos." Or last night's news.

He was a bum.

When it comes to corruption, the Trump outfit resembles a fat, heaving wheel of pungently larval casu martzu cheese. Yumm.

"No country can be well governed unless its citizens as a body keep religiously before their minds that they are the guardians of the law, and that the law officers are only the machinery for its execution, nothing more."
Mark Twain, The Gilded Age

#37
Gorilla Glue may help you stick to the point.
Then again, there's reality.

Old Yeller doesn't want to know.
The four things to which he devotes most of his time are:
Stewing in his own juice, teebee, golf and thieving.
National security?
Fuhgedaboudit.

This is what happens when unserious people occupy serious positions. POTUS, por ejemplo. Old Yeller will never appoint anyone to a visible position who he doesn't think even dumber than himself. Talk about self-owned. Sheesh.

So many concepts, so many ... ooooh, did someone say "lunch"?
~ Old Yeller

Bet it's a real short list.

Souter seemed a decent sort, compassionate, sensible not on the take, definitely a Republican of a sort not much seen these days.

Patel is an incompetent effup in an administration where that seems to be a qualification for consideration.
People will die because of this jackaroo.

What's the current rate of exchange for magic beans in MAGAtland?

Biden's fault.

It's all about her with her, and she just isn't that interesting other than as a study of venality and accommodation.

"Persian Gulf" has been in use for over 2,000 years.
That other one?
Puhleeze.
Distraction over substance,
Every goddamn time.