#9
Recall the radio commercials with the brand's seasonal yells? "Yurrrr-tide!"

#5
SCOTUS gifted clever bribesters a get out of jail free card, so with these Republicans it's illegal schmiegal.

It's still asinine yammering.

The video demonstrates Trump futzes with his facial and "hair" coloration more than a high school prom queen. Jayzus wept.

Beggars can't be choosers, and Trump, whatever else he is, is a shameless beggar and freeloader. As with some women of his acquaintance, identification of the species is easy; it's just a question of establishing the price.

"Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job"

We should devote serious efforts to see what can be done about sending MAGAts back to the Third Reich, instead of letting these goons recreate here.

Initial installation of the Golden Dome will be accomplished through the very latest in comb over, plug, and acid bath technology.

The one word not found in the lyrics is "illegal".
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Here's another: "legal."
Wait, I found another: "antidisestablishmentarianism."
Oooh, ooh, here's another: "god."
But wait, there's more!
Will wonders never cease?

A sweet taste from one convicted felon to another.

Trump has credibility only with the insanely credulous.

Morning, Coriolanus ... I wonder when, whether, if that will sink in and, if. It does, will people who can affect these matters care? My guess is, no, they will not. One of my parents was an immigrant and found the level of selfish materialism in the US stunning and ever objectionable.

Putin has read Trump's excruciating neediness and is playing him like Jascha Heifetz worked his 1731 Stradivari violin.

"I'm not sure how she came to that conclusion"

Bondi absolutely reeks of corruption.

Bibi has a dome? I wanna dome! Gimme a dome! A great, very, hugely bigly big dome!! Made of goooooold!!!! A golden dome, Now! Me wanna dome!
~ Old Orange Wattler
Man, Plan, Canal, Lilliput

"EAT THE TARIFFS," Trump shrieks in his Norma Desmond incarnation.

Poor Old Orange Julius just doesn't get it, does he? Walmart is a publicly traded company with a management and board bound by fiduciary responsibilities which, oddly, do not include saving a senescent nutter's proverbial bacon.

#4
"The past was alterable. The past never had been altered. Oceania was at war with Eastasia. Oceania had always been at war with Eastasia."
George Orwell, 1984

Inside Old Orange Julius' head there unspools a rerun of "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" interspersed with random cuts from "Sunset Boulevard" and "Davy Crockett: King of the Wild Frontier."

I'll let you know. Soon. Maybe pretty soon. Maybe not. Possibly a little later. But you'll know when we have concepts of a ... a ... .plan. Yesss, we have to plan. Most people don't know this, but plans are important. Person, woman, man, camera ... teebee! That's like Honest Abe. You're not stoopid like that bimbo Saylor Twift. You know what I mean. No man, no plan, no canal, Panama.
~ Old Orange Julius
Beeg Poosie of Ooh Ess Aye

Been there, seen it.
Whuzzamattayou?
~ William L. Shirer
Deceased Journo

Ah, yes, the "first-person singular" folk: I, me, mine.
Period.
Nasty people, through and through.

I've never heard heard the term "86" used as anything other than a synonym for "-------."
Which is appropriate.
Fine when MAGAts use it, of course, but seen by them as literally unlawful when others do.
Sad, lonely, desperate for attention snowflakes.

Someone must've given Old Orange Wattles a new toy to distract him for his thrice weekly chembaths in the elephant enclosure at the DC zoo.