"It's incredible how much of the 36% is represented right here on the Drudge Retort."

Almost as incredible is how a country of just 9 million people can completely control another country of 300 million.

Pete Hegseth has two supernumerary ------- located in the place his balls should be.

You all know the famous proverb:

Fool me once, shame on you;
Fool me twice, shame on me;
Fool me several thousand times, there is no shame- I'm just an invertebrate myrmidon for the MAGA fascist death cult.

Each day, at the break of dawn, Satan awakens, takes a simple breakfast of sugared fetuses w/ milk, rapes his favorite 3 year old sex slave, mangles a few dozen puppies on a lark, and laments that he'll never be as evil as Donald J. Trump.

Spending multiple billions of future debt to try to own the Libs (and now the Iranians).

MAGA ideology in a nutshell:

1. Purchase an old, run-down house (house #1)
2. Make progressive "renovations" on house #1 that make the house look -------- and -------- (make sure neighbors get upset and decide to move)
3. Buy the 2 houses on either side of the 1st house (Worsening condition of house #1 will help lower the prices of houses #2 and #3).
4. Burn down houses #2 and #3 and leave the gaping, charred foundations behind. Let the yard become overgrown and infested with weeds. (A black F150 w/ Trump stickers up on blocks in the front yard is a plus)
5. Viola! Comparatively, house #1 now looks great!

It's pretty hard to fall when you are already confined to a wheelchair.

"stun grenades designed to cause temporary blindness, sonic weapons that resonate so loudly they are known in the armed forces as the 'voice of God"

These items are not stocked to keep Sum Ting Wong from executing a bunch of his fellow students after breaking down upon hearing he received a C+ on his midterm. These items are stocked to use against young intelligent people from actively protesting genocide and the fascist Zionist state currently committing it.

"Today:
Senate majority -2
Repubs 49
Dems 47
Requires 50 votes to pass a bill."

Isn't Joash Fetterman (R- Purgatory) taking Lispy Graham's place in that regard?

His last words?
"Mitch McConnell still survives."

On several levels this is probably the most humorous statement I've seen here in quite a while. Bravo, sir.

It can be modestly gratifying when garbage unintentionally decides to dispose of itself.

"Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you."

Cute and overused quote- but the problem with using it here is that Zionist fascists were already monsters from day one. Because, like Nazism, Zionist fascism is a monstrosity at its very core.

McConnell dies, Massie runs.
Massie runs, Massie wins.

Does that make it any easier to figure out what's really going on?

All roads lead to pariah state.

I believe it's more likely that it's due to Air Force One having some sort of secure Urgent Care room where Trump can receive a fresh transfusion of sacrificial baby's blood in privacy and security. Air Qatar apparently doesn't have that.

Here is the tip of the proverbial iceberg: the pedo's sex offender registry webpage. Note that it is for Nebraska.

207 | POSTED BY NERFHERDER AT 2026-07-09 02:34 PM | FLAG: never brought a woman to ------.

You're right. I bring them to M0RGASM (multiple -------).
Then there's your Mom. She apologized afterwards and told me she had been faking them for so long that she didn't know what to do when a real one came along. I told her I'd speak to you about mentioning that to your father, seeing that is a sensitive subject and all.

"McConnell needs to retire post haste"

Like the Nexus 6 replicant that he really is.

"Graham Platner really missed his chance to run as a republican."

There's always time for him to come out of the closet as Magasexual.

"I guess it's totally ok to assault Republican women."

Republican women are simply women who haven't yet realized that they can achieve ------ by having sex.

"The thing you have to appreciate about visitor_ is he's a troll who doesn't pretend to be anything other than a troll."

You'd think he'd find some bridge to live under by now.

"They've always looked like Indians to me. I wonder why?"

I think you mean GUARDIANS. They're the Guardians now. 90% of all Mexicans are Spanish, live in Cleveland and look like Steven Kwan.

'trump on video and audiotape is not credible'

Good ol' Visitor_ is constant- he's impossible to underestimate. There are a few others here who are like that as well, but not pre-Trump and not for 15-20 years straight. What's the world record for that, anyway?

"Susan Collins couldn't be happier about all this."

If chosen by the wise people of Maine, Jackson would beat that used-up sanitary napkin. And I don't mean in the same way that Platner beats women.

This is great. Dude had a suspicious history and track record. Will the dems have enough balls to choose Jackson or are dems content to let the Republicans win?