The necrotic orange pedo's war crimes are filling Russia's coffers.

Rick Scott is the fraud czar. The couch ------ is an imposter.

Patricide Jeff is proud that his vote for pedo 47 led to the double-tapping of an Iranian school.

Stinky couldn't praise Allah with Bibi's dong in his mouth.

The noxious orange chomo's war crimes are getting expensive.

CSAMRUNT also hopes to see his child-raping idol nuke Tehran.

The words of Pedo 47:

Mar 3: "We won the war."

Mar 7: "We defeated Iran."

Mar 9: "We must attack Iran." "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully."

Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet."

Mar 13: "We won the war."

Mar 14: "Please help us."

Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it."

Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all." "I was just testing to see who's listening to me." "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad."

Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help." "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO."

Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz."

Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip -step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz"

Mar 20: "NATO are cowards."

Mar 21: "We don't use it, we don't need to open it."

Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours." "Iran is Dead"

Mar 23: "We are giving them more time."

Mar 24: "The war is nearing its end."

Mar 25: "We are still negotiating."

Mar 26: "Iran is begging for peace. They gave us a gift. We will give them more time."

Mar 27: "Talks with iran are going very well"

Mar 28: "War will be over soon"

Mar 29: "Maybe we take Kharg island, maybe we dont"

Mar 30: "Open the Strait or we will obliterate all energy infrastructure and oil wells"

Mar 31: "We dont need the strait, we got plenty of oil. Get it yourself UK."

Apr 1: "War will be over in two to three weeks"

Apr 4: "Iran has 48 hours or I'll reign down hell"

Apr 5: "Praise be to Allah! Open the ------- straight!"

Patricide Jeff's use of ivermectin ended in disaster.

Visiturd hopes his child-raping idol will use nuclear weapons.

During that time, according to court documents, the girl said she was sexually abused by an older child staying with her in foster care in Harlingen, Texas. A caregiver noticed the child's underwear was on backward, according to the lawsuit. The girl then told the caregiver she was abused multiple times and it caused bleeding.

Pedo 47 grins knowingly.

Visiturd is still pounding his concave chest over the slaughter of 175 Iranian schoolgirls.

The February 2026 jobs report was revised down significantly, showing an actual loss of 133,000 jobs, far worse than the initially reported loss of 92,000. This update, part of the March 2026 data release, confirmed February as the largest U.S. job loss since December 2020.

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It's almost as if this war in Iran is being run by a drunken frat boy and a geriatric drug addict who wants the world to keep pretending he's not a senile pedophile owned by Putin.

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Trump called God bringing the Hebrews out of slavery in Egypt "an amazing period of time" and compared it to the United States under his presidency.

When did baby jeebus rape a 13 year old?

Panic Buying Causes Gas Shortages in Stinky's Own Backyard

Oh for a whiff of Ted Nugent's britches.

~ Daddysfist ~

CSAMRUNT's child raping orange idol has added $10 trillion to America's debt.

For the first time since the war against Iran began, some South Florida gas station managers are reporting temporary shortages of gasoline. CBS News Miami found several stations with no gasoline Thursday morning, while one station had only premium fuel for sale. Experts attribute the interruptions to supply chain disruptions and a surge in demand, tied in part to panic buying.

Pedo 47 did that.

Daddysfist got aroused when he heard how Ted Nugent got out of the draft.

Pentagon spokesman Sean Parnell releasing a statement on X that read, "General Randy A. George will be retiring from his position as the 41st Chief of Staff of the Army effective immediately. The Department of War is grateful for General George's decades of service to our nation. We wish him well in his retirement." However, a new report claims George was removed because he and Army Secretary Daniel P. Driscoll refused to remove two Black and two female officers from a list of military members to be promoted to one-star generals.

Stinky and Roofie Pete say double-tapping a bridge in order to kill the first responders is every bit as satisfying as slaughtering 175 Iranian schoolgirls. MAGA!!!

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Roofie Pete Taken Aback by Iran's Response

-------------- child-raping hero slaughtered 175 Iranian schoolgirls.