When is stinky going to do something about the righty incels shooting up American schools?

Day One Donnie fails again.

Anyone hoping to get their hands on a Trump-branded, gold-colored smartphone will have to wait. Trump Mobile, a phone venture launched under the Trump brand last year, has delayed plans to ship the device, citing the government shutdown for the holdup, the Financial Times reported.

Give Krasnov Fats two weeks to start fleecing the rubes again.

The weeping sores on pedo 47's necrotizing meat hooks are not to be trifled with.

Has the 300 lb sack of---------- apologized to his Russian superior yet?

The celebration that follows the child-raping orange jizzfart's death is going to be epic.

World leaders laugh at the noxious orange pedo.

Nashville doctors are growing increasingly concerned as pertussis, or whooping cough, surges nationwide, with recent infant deaths in Kentucky, Mississippi and Louisiana.

Stinky surrenders again.

Luvsorangeturds wants to play catch the mayonnaise with the patricidal ---------.

By the power vested in me as Mayor of the City of New York, it is hereby ordered:
Section 1. All Executive Orders issued prior to September 26, 2024, and in effect on December 31, 2025, are hereby continued unless specifically revoked, revised, or superseded by a subsequently issued Executive Order. All Executive Orders issued on or after September 26, 2024, and in effect on December 31, 2025, are hereby revoked.

Drugmakers raise US prices on 350 medicines despite pressure from Pedo 47

BOROWITZ: Desperate DOJ Hires Undocumented Workers to Redact 5 Million Epstein Files

Runt, your child-raping hero always stiffed union labor.

You're gonna need a bigger compression sock.

The U.S. Postal Service has adopted a new rule that could create doubt about whether some ballots mailed by voters by Election Day will receive postmarks in time to be counted. A USPS rule that took effect on Dec. 24 says mail might not receive a postmark on the same day the agency takes possession of it.

Bathhouse Bill must be ecstatic.

Tom Joseph
@TomJChicago
Trump is rotting from inside and out. His skin is tearing open. He's lying about his imaging. He should be on anti-psychotic drugs. He's taking more aspirin than his docs prescribe, which can cause a cerebral hemorrhage. It's a good bet he's abusing much more than aspirin. Dementia patients who lack supervision often screw up their dosages.

Obligatory.

RUNT, check out your child-raping hero's track record on measles.

Ongoing outbreaks " particularly in the upstate region of South Carolina and along the border between Arizona and Utah " continue to add dozens of cases each week, threatening the measles elimination status that the U.S. has held for a quarter-century.

Jack Smith is forbidden by corrupt Judge Cannon for now, to discuss the really big crimes Trump committed with the classified documents- espionage. This exchange from Smith's House testimony shows he's holding back something huge. Smith already said in an Oct 23 court filing that he knew what Trump was doing with the classified docs and would prove it in court. Well the answer is in Smith's final report that being hidden by Cannon, and it destroys Trump. Obviously Trump shared or sold classified docs with US adversaries.

The enhanced subsidies that many Americans, including farmers, rely on to purchase health insurance are set to expire at the end of this month. James Davis, 55, who grows cotton, soybeans and corn in north Louisiana, said he doesn't know how he and his wife will afford coverage next year, when their insurance premium will quadruple, jumping to about $2,700 a month.

How's that MAGA working out for you?

The------------------- pimped out young girls to the dead------------.

Capitol riot does not happen' without Pedo 47

RUNT lies again.

Pedo 47 is a serial------------.