Are you sure about that? I wouldn't trust anything apartheid Elmo built.

This flight was scheduled some time last November. They just gave up on the new capsule and went back to the old one to save a couple of weeks so they can claim it is a "Rescue!!!".

And I don't think Lord Commander Elon actually builds anything... he just buys people that do.

I must admit, I have never heard of an Alawite.

That's like relying on a Yugo to get you home.

At least it works. The new one will have to wait.

Too bad he can't respond.

"Liberals are betas and they suck! It's why they lost! Don't come to my state or we'll shoot you!"

Close enough?

I don't recall Trump ever being on any side but Putin's.

He was pretty cozy with Little Rocket Man.

Little Marco has offered thoughts and prayers. Problem solved.

I wonder if that means his giant, Columbia River diverting faucet won't work either?

"You have millions of gallons of water pouring down from the north with the snow caps and Canada, and all pouring down and they have essentially a very large faucet," Trump said this month. "We call that faucet the Columbia River. You turn the faucet and it takes one day to turn it, and it's massive, it's as big as the wall of that building right there behind you. You turn that, and all of that water aimlessly goes into the Pacific (Ocean), and if they turned it back, all of that water would come right down here and right into Los Angeles," he said.

Or Zelensky was really born in Uzbekibeckistanstan.

So we're openly interfering in another country's election?

Lewzer has sent investigators to Kiev and they can't believe what they are finding.

Does surrendering count for peace?

Lewzer thinks the prize is awarded to whoever says the word "peace" the most. For him, "peace" is the new "tariff".

accusing the nation of being a "bullying" power and questioning if it upheld commitments from previous agreements.

How DARE he make such an accusation?

LOL.

Is this the country Pres Trump wants to satisfy his ego?

I'm pretty sure Lewzer's ego is solely focussed on getting a Nobel Peace Prize at this point. His flunkies can sweat the small stuff.

Congratulations to Pres trump for getting rid of Daylight Saving Time.

Looks like the DR clock has jumped ahead an hour so I guess Team Lewzer was lying about that as well.

Promises made. Promises not kept.

Will "PM-PNK" fit on a hat? Maybe an NFT?

"...flagged for removal by the Pentagon in an effort to eliminate references to diversity, equity and inclusion anyone who are not straight white men."

Congratulations to Pres trump for getting rid of Daylight Saving Time.

Yes. I agree.

the damage Trumpf is doing to the US and the world will take 10-15 years to recover from.

On the bright side he got rid of Daylight Saving Time so we don't have to change our clocks tonight.

...don't you think there should be more thought behind the comments spouted?

It doesn't seem to hurt him much.

Why does Pres Trump apparently have the need to lie so much?

It's what he does. He just makes up whatever he thinks sounds good at the moment.

I dunno.

I was going off Lewzer saying they were going to deport 1 million per year.

37,66o in the first month is 1,255 per day. Now he needs to average 2,900 per day to hit his target for this year.

That's a bit more than 400,000 per month over a four-year period.

He's not even at 10% of that. Best get Elon on it.

That leaves like 7,000,000 still in USA.

I guess he'll just stand there and bleed.

...it's going to take some time to fix this.

Lewzer said he was going to deport 1,000,000 per year for 4 years. He's not even on pace for half that.

Throw down, boy.

Brought to you by the Biden Administration...

Blah blah Biden blah blah Biden blah.

Lewzer said he was going to fix it. So jerk that pistol and go to work.

Why doesn't Lewzer just sign an Executive Order setting the egg price at $3/dozen. Problem solved.