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Sunday, April 12, 2026

Trump Attended UFC Fight as Iran Talks Fail

Not even the war in Iran can get in the way of President Donald Trump's fascination with handsome men. read more

Posted by reinheitsgebot at 09:32 PM | 6 COMMENTS

Saturday, April 11, 2026

Trump Praises 'Allah' Again in Panicked Rant Over Iran War

President Donald Trump praised "Allah" -- the Arabic word for God -- for the second time in recent weeks ... read more

Posted by reinheitsgebot at 09:32 PM | 17 COMMENTS

No Beds, No Showers at Crowded Migrant Holding Facility

The unannounced oversight visit came hours after the Arizona Mirror's report found 250 people in a space built for 157 read more

Posted by reinheitsgebot at 08:32 PM | 18 COMMENTS

Mississippi Rolled Back School Vaccine Rules, Whooping Cough Surged

Whooping cough surged in Mississippi last year, ultimately claiming the life of a baby ... read more

Posted by reinheitsgebot at 04:32 PM | 17 COMMENTS

Conservative burns 'rage-addled dimwit' president in pitiless take-down

Conservative columnist Kevin Williamson warns people "not to make the mistake of overcomplicating [President] Donald Trump."

Posted by reinheitsgebot at 02:38 PM | 3 COMMENTS

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Kamala Harris Mulling 2028 POTUS Bid

Who will Nazi Leon install in the White House?

thehill.com

Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-04-12 08:43 PM | Reply

USPS Halts Pension Contributions

#13 | POSTED BY CSAMRUNT
Says the orc-loving, crayon-eating MAGA ---------.

Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-04-12 08:36 PM | Reply

Oil Prices Surge as U.S. Begins Blockade of Iran's Ports

U.S. crude oil soared 8%, to more than $104 per barrel. International Brent oil jumped more than 7%, to $103 per barrel. Wholesale gas prices also spiked 6%, while heating oil, a proxy for jet fuel prices, jumped 10% in early trading.

media.tenor.com

Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-04-12 08:30 PM | Reply

Viktor Orban Ousted

In the immediate aftermath of his stunning defeat on Sunday, Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orban received a visitation from the ghost of Pope Francis, who tore into him for meeting with JD Vance.

"I warned you not to let that monster near you," the late pontiff said. "What kind of idiot are you?"

At the White House, press secretary Karoline Leavitt offered no comment on the Hungarian election, but said that going forward Vance would participate in Cabinet meetings from a remote location only.

www.borowitzreport.com

Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-04-12 07:10 PM | Reply

Trump Attended UFC Fight as Iran Talks Fail

Obligatory

x.com

Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-04-12 06:27 PM | Reply

Viktor Orban Ousted

Brian Broadus
@cvilletgr.bsky.social
2h
VIKTOR ORBAN CAN STILL WIN IF MIKE PENCE HAS THE COURAGE.

Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-04-12 05:49 PM | Reply

Viktor Orban Ousted

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
My Administration stands ready to use the full Economic Might of the United States to strengthen Hungary's Economy, as we have done for our Great Allies in the past, if Prime Minister Viktor Orbn and the Hungarian People ever need it. We are excited to invest in the future Prosperity that will be generated by Orbn's continued Leadership! President DONALD J. TRUMP

As ------------- would say: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-04-12 05:26 PM | Reply

Viktor Orbán concedes defeat

Has Orban fled to Mara Pedo yet?

Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-04-12 05:22 PM | Reply

Viktor Orban Ousted

CSAMRUNT, your child-raping hero is fuming because Orban acknowledged his electoral drubbing.

Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-04-12 05:20 PM | Reply

Viktor Orbán concedes defeat

Ron Filipkowski
@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social
8m
JD Vance is on a historic roll:

He campaigns for AfD in Germany - they lose.

Invited the Pope to come to US for Trump's big event - Pope refuses.