"And good lookin' bikini teams!"

True. And one of their neighbors has good lookin' air force flags!

"It's not safe to speak out against Israel in America."

Meh. It's not safe to speak out against anything that doesn't toe the party line in whatever context you're in.

This article originally appeared in "DUH!" magazine.

Have they mentioned precious bodily fluids yet?

You have give at least one thing to Trump: he is a master-class troller. That is why ordinary trolls either admire him or envy him.

Of course he is. Did anyone think he wouldn't? LOL

" Election DAY should be election DAY."

Be honest, were you cheering on Al Gore when he tried suppress / throw out overseas military ballots that didn't arrive by Election Day?

If so, then you may be consistent on this. If not, well . . .

" Article on MSN states "the ruling was 6-3, but the court was split 5-4 on whether Congress could vote to do away with birthright citizenship. "

So basically like Bush v Gore. That ruling was 7-2, but they were split 5-4 on whether to do an equally dubious alternative .

Repeat a lie often enough, enough marks will believe it.

WC = water closet?

"Tang"

The clan?

"After the midterms, Turkey is likely to enter into a longterm, trilateral nuclear security agreement with both Pakistan and Saudi Arabia. Essentially a nuclear umbrella"

Nope. There have been exploratory talks about them joining mutual defense pact, but it did not involve sharing nukes or any kind of nuclear umbrella with Turkiye. SA and Pakistan have already said they want their agreement to remain bilateral.