"Damn, Jeff/Bill,
do you have to effing lie about EVERYTHING?"
As far as I can tell, the only reason some of these people post here is because they think they're doing a clever parody of how they perceive "liberals", that they're somehow pwning them by illustrating their "hypocwithy"; but in effect they're acting exactly the regular posters that they loathe. Ditto to many of the partisans on the left here who only exist react to "the other side".
Must have been a suicide. The only thing that could kill Chuck Norris is if he gave himself a roundhouse kick to the head.