His first round of tariffs included remote uninhabited islands. What was the emergency that required that?

Is it possible that the contingency fund was secretly repurposed?

Didn't Obama reimburse the government the cost of commercial travel when taking AF1 on political or personal trips?

The election deniers should sign up to be poll workers so they can tell us exactly how it was done.

Of course, they won't because it requires a background check and is a hell of a lot of work for near minimum wage. I did it for 10 years.

The smallpox vaccine was placed in a scratch in the skin and resulted in a pustule that left a scar. If you don't have a smallpox vaccination scar it is because people like me do. It was worth it to make smallpox extinct.

There are still some of us around who remember how happy everyone was when the polio vaccine became available.

Their testimony would be evidence of murder in the Hague.

Not conservative. Conservative is frugal and cautious.

How does that work if a movie is streamed from an offshore server? Aren't movies streamed to theaters these days?

The open carry ban has been struck down. At least with open carry one knows who to avoid.

Presumably they could grow meat of species other than cattle. It would be cool to order the moose or zebra steak.

Trump is a sadist. He wants to see them drag some unfortunate black or Hispanic homeless guy to the middle of the street and beat the crap out of him.

If you stop testing for covid it will disappear. If you stop reporting unemployment numbers we will have full employment.

And I thought "Idiocracy" was satire.

There is a crime wave in DC if you count crooked politicians.