I remember a functioning government, way back in the day....

"Why is the counter all wet, TODD!"

Is that really Mitch or is it a mannequin look-alike. The chest looks a tad cave-like...

"Trump weighed" Right. Makes it sound like a lot of thought went into it. Not.

#8 Depression, when the bond market collapses with no buyers, is inevitable and WW-III will follow.

Amen DB.

I wish the rest of the world would follow suit.

More importantly, Americas patience with trump is running out.

#3 Rigghht-gets soggy when deep-fried and don't go well with ketchup, but sticks to walls good when thrown in a fit of anger.

#5 Absolutely.

Thanks C0RI0LANUS! I'll be spending some time there. I 1st started reading his books in the late 70's/early 80's. Found a few of his old haunts at Arches in the early 90's, including the original road in when he was there, before the place got overrun, from reading Desert Solitaire.

Switching to vodka are we Kash?

Where's Edward Abby when you need him most?

I saw a guy in a wheelchair in an AZ Walmart packing. Yup, I turned and went the other way.

Another great American traitor.

#23 It was-I had nothing to piss me off each morning.

DAFET-Donald Always Fails Every Time.

#1 Also perfect!

#21 We were away for a month w/o phone or internet-I missed that tidbit!

So far, the only vandalism performed was done by trump himself at the outset of this debacle.