#3 | Posted by lfthndthrds

#4 | Posted by fortfisher

So, keeping score:

- Grocery prices are not going to come down
- Not balancing the budget
- Border is not going to be sealed
- The Columbia River (giant faucet) is not going to be diverted to Los Angeles
- Ukraine war is not going to end
- No tariffs on Day One
- No tariffs on Canada or Mexico
- No concept of a healthcare plan
- Not leaving abortion rights to the States

#5 | Posted by REDIAL

LOL!

Only the best people...

"Gulf Of Pendejo"

Especially given the "states" to the north that border this body of water.

"It's almost like Jeff is a ------- moron"

Stop picking on the mentally handicapped.

#3 | Posted by SomebodyElse

And Gobbels never had something like FAUX "news" at his disposal...

LOL!!!

Load of pure horse manure from one of the most prolific purveyors!

Good job, terd-boy

Dying?

No.

Actively being destroyed by mis-educated sociopaths and a lazy, ignorant republican base?

Yes.

Yes. I'm confident this court order will put a stop to this nonsense.

(NOT!)

These people do not care because they have been told for 30yrs by FAUX news that education is a liberal scam.

I've enjoyed (occasionally) Black Sabbath since 1970.

N.I.B. is a rocking tune.

This reunion will be absurd.

I don't see no smokestack...

Y'all realize this is pointless, right?

Taco-boy is funny.

Bitcoin is a non-linear ponzi scheme with no rules.

The good news is that morons like ol' bozo see this as a win...LOL!

#3 | Posted by Corky

The FlagPole has been a local 'underground' news source since it's inception in the 80s.

Soon to be featured on FAUX news.

Homan, like nearly all trump hires and supporters, is a dirtbag.

Posted by boaz

LOl!

As usual, funny, stupid, and pointless, all at the same time.

#10 | Posted by fishpaw

Just a fugging liar..

Ol' bozo's just a fuggin caricature.

On a more main stream note:

Anything and everything from GG Allin.

"Got any examples?"

LOL!

"The man has the attention span of a fruit fly and the moral compass of a loan shark. His foreign policy consists of late-night Twitter tantrums and backroom deals with strongmen who see him as the useful idiot he so desperately is. His domestic policy? Gut everything, screw the poor, and let corporations run wild like steroid-fueled rodeo bulls. It's a free-for-all for the grifters, the cronies, and the sycophants who flock to him like vultures circling a bloated corpse.

And then there's the pandemic"a once-in-a-century crisis met with the strategic brilliance of a toddler smearing ketchup on the walls. Science was replaced with snake oil, facts became optional, and half the country decided that wearing a mask was an unforgivable assault on their God-given right to be idiots. Meanwhile, the bodies piled up, and the so-called leader of the free world was busy rage-tweeting about his television ratings.
At this point, even Richard Nixon"paranoid, scheming bastard that he was"would be rolling in his grave, aghast at the sheer incompetence of it all. Say what you want about old Tricky Dick, but at least the man had a plan. Trump is just a carnival barker who accidentally wandered onto the main stage and refuses to leave.

We are well past the point of satire. The American experiment is teetering on the edge of a cliff, and the guy holding the steering wheel thinks it's all just another episode of The Apprentice. The question now isn't how we got here " it's whether we can survive the fall."