The economy will be so easy to explain when we get onto the campaign trail next year. The two weeks of bad times will be so far behind us, almost no one will remember. It will be smooth sailing to re-election. The congressional races will be so easy, President Trump will not even have to come out to any districts to help rally voters to the MAGA cause...
--GOP MAGA functionaries, in their wettest dreams

Today, May 5, West Texas Intermediate for near term delivery is at $57.18/barrel, down from over $72 on election day. The good news: gas prices are lower. The bad news is coming for all those 'Drill Baby drill" folks, who have known for a long time that the cheap oil has already been developed, and nowadays the cost to develop new wells is such that oil has to be over $80 for many to break even. In other words, no one in the oil patch is developing new oil wells...

In less than 24 hours some administration spokesmodel will come out and declare that 'The president was only joking! Cannot you insane liberals take a joke?' or something to that effect. When caught in a situation where something he says is clearly, wildly wrong, it's always the 'joke defense'. Sadly, Trump is serious when he sends up these trial balloons. It's only when the outrage and the pushback becomes too much is the idea withdrawn.. Americans must keep pushing back...

I'm sure that this of no concern to the MAGA population in Texas, Okiehomie, Missoura, Southern Illinois (pronounced: Northwest Kentucky) and Indiana, where tornadoes are apt to visit, upon short notice...

Oh, those US soldiers are coming. Of course, when they get there they will face an adversary perhaps better armed than Hezbollah, except for the missiles and drones--but those can be sourced easily...

A place where public onanists are welcome, and even encouraged. As long as they are facing the statue of Leon...

Here in Okiehomie we get about 36" or rain in a year. Last month, in the 405 they got 12-20". Oh, but that happens, said no one ever...

Billions more for a wall that has already proven to be easily surmounted, at the cost of getting addicts clean, feeding children and repairing roads. Your MAGA neighbors will not be able to make the connection, but will travel to some God-forsaken part of west Texas to see a monument to hubris, mental illness and cowardice...

Who knew that ending a war would be hard? I mean, we have one country that was attacked when they peacefully visited another country, and the country that attacked the visitors had so many of its beautiful soldiers killed because Biden gave them weapons. Russia was within its rights to fight back, and now look what happened. This is Biden's fault. He caused this war ...
-fat orange insane diplomat, seeing his chance at a Nobel Peace Prize disappear

For the umpteenth time: Cryptocurrencies are vehicles for naked speculation and criminal activity, and nothing more. Der Dotard is too stupid to be a speculator, so he's into crypto for the crimes...

At its base, the teachings of the Catholic Church can be summed up as follows:
-love the Lord thy God with all your heart and all your soul
-love each other as yourself
-feed the hungry
-clothe the naked
-welcome the stranger
-visit those imprisoned
-be a voice for those who cannot be heard
-give up your belongings and take up the Cross

I find it very unlikely that such will be the message of St. Isadore School in Okiehomie. I also hope for the day--sometime soon after the SCOTUS rules in favor of this school--that Muslims somewhere in this country will seek a similar school charter, with Islamic tenets taught on the state's dime. Hijinks will ensue, with the hypocrisy and bigotry laid base...

I think the majority of Americans are tired of this sort of winning, which feels a lot like losing...

Too many of these creeps denying rights and expelling citizens from our shore are our neighbors or people we see at church. The enemies of freedom are among us...

Angering our nation's trading partners is not a strategy that will bring success to this nation's business class. Angering, ignoring and belittling countries which seek our friendship, protection and social support is a sure-fire way to lose friends and drive them into the arms of our adversaries. Breaking those newly-formed bonds can take generations and cost more than the alternative. A certain fat orange criminal insurrectionist and his ketamine-addict friend do not understand such, to our nation's harm...

Oh no, these polls are all fake. Actually, sir, the American people love you! By the way, I know you will be busy in the 2026 election season, so there is no need at all for you to come off the golf course to campaign in my district. I can handle it, knowing you are in my corner. There is no need for you to appear on a stage with me, or in television ads, or on billboards, flyers, posters or anything else. My campaign organizers have it covered. You can certainly help drum up the vote in South Carolina, or Oklahoma--yes, appear there and help!
--MAGA functionaries in Congress, knowing their days are numbered, so long as there is an election in 2026

REIN:
Wait. God wanted a US President to act in opposition to God's Word? God wanted strangers to be unwelcome, the hungry to be shunned, the naked laughed at, prisoners to be left alone in some foreign land, children starved, the meek to be trampled, wars fomented, lies to be shouted from the rooftops, thieves stealing from widows and orphans, tax collectors arresting those who disclose themselves, police locking up the innocent and millions worshiping an adulterer as a man sent from the Almighty? I don't think so. I also think that anyone who believes such nonsense has never listened in church, never actually read scripture, or been inspired to perform a single good deed...

At least those NK guys will get a full meal before getting shot in the head. In their homeland they have to steal to eat...

Don't worry, Mr. Parks--your VA and SS benefits will be cut any day now. You can blame Diamond Joe Biden as you raise one of your guns to your mouth...

Lawyers are experts in medical science. Look at me, for example. I've filed many lawsuits regarding vaccines and other medical issues ...
-Heroin Bob

It is well known that Shedeur is a guy whose attitude is bigger than his talent, and that he brings with him a father with a big mouth and not much to his name as an athlete. All NFL coaches know that when they draft the son the father comes along, and no one wants a has been punt returner and designated base runner trying to disrupt their coaching system.

Shedeur will be drafted and will get to sign a rookie contract and then will have to either prove himself or embarrass himself in training camp. Well, there is always the Canadian league ...

Next up:
The Obama sisters
Hunter Biden
Amy Carter
Any Kennedy other than heroin Bob ...

Wow. Our enemies in Western Europe will really be eager to buy chicken which otherwise would have been condemned. I'm certain the ace negotiator in the WH will get those Frenchies and ------ to step up prontodente. This is going so much better than the previous administration. Right?

As of April 23, the fat orange etc. has backed off. I suspect he got as stern a talking to as could be given, by Bessent and a number of CEO types all of whom said doing so would crash the capital markets in the US. A Trump toady as a replacement would have caused widespread panic and perhaps a depression, with Trump to blame. Almost all MAGA politicians would have disappeared, burning their long red ties along the way ...

Stinky Pete Hegseth has been warned. And it goes double for texting ...

The defendants in the suit and the sheriff will be represented by some Trump-sent functionary or some lawyer from one of those firms that bent the knee to the fat orange criminal insurrectionist and golf cheat...