"More popular than Reagan". Sure. If that were the case, Der Dotard's coat tails would be longer, and there would be no need for crisis gerrymandering, since Dems would be further sidelined by GOP voters voting for the Gipper's pal running in their congressional district...

RFK Jr. could sell heroin to a teenager on Fifth Avenue and not lose Der Dotard's support...

Who would have thought that all those gun owners in Chicago are actually freedom fighters, in Alexander Hamilton's view in Federalist #29, and James Madison's view in Federalist 46? As could soon be determined by the SCOTUS, those possessing guns in Dem cities are actually terrorists who may be shot on sight by the US military apparatus occupying said city...

Any outsiders showing up are advised to avoid any contact with the El Rukns (Ne the Blackstone Rangers) who are probably better armed and organized than any national guard visitors from South Dakota or other such red states ...

A man gone from his constituents so long he can scarcely spell Kentucky. Only Rafael Cruz of Canada is more despised by those on the Left ...

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There is no way the State of Georgia didn't know about the labor practices at the site and plant. This is one of the largest economic development projects in Georgia.

Memo to the goons at ICE and the US government: go after the employers hiring the illegals and the problem will greatly recede.

Will they get to wear brown shirts, neckties and jodhpurs like their SA role models? And what about that paragon of homosexuality Heinrich Himmler? Will he be rehabilitated as part of this? Does it really mean "Make America Gay Again"?

As demonstrated by Karoline Leavitt, one can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig ...

But we now have a Department of War! So there, China! And, and-our guy is a god among men! And so much more ...

Any word on Rudy's BAC at the time of the accident? And how did they know the flagger was a 'victim of domestic violence' at the time? Asking for a skeptical nation...

This headline will be repeated for state after state in November, 2026, after the seizure of ballots and voting equipment, in an attempt to nullify the 2026 mid-terms, in which the bubbling Dems defeat their MAGA opponents, who by then cannot avoid the tidal waves of chaos generated by a badly dressed, fat orange criminal insurrectionist and golf cheat...

She just needs to appear in public with a couple of guns or a Winchester pump 12-guage in her possession. A comment or two about her target practice or bird hunting will get a lot of kooks to slow their roll...

The Dotards administration can fudge numbers like this and the unemployment rate but they cannot control the continuing fall of the Dollar nor can the administration do anything about interest rates. They can try to take control of the Fed but they cannot control macroeconomic activity that will be like a python around the throat of a baby ...

Anyone who ever said there are files for this fake, phony Epstein matter is lying. Those files don't exist and never did. Anyway, we have a witness who said she never saw King Donald the Elder do anything but be a gentleman who kept his hands to himself ...
-the comedy duo of Leavitt and Blondi

Hey, everyone! Look over here! Do not look at those congressmen and those women who say they are victims of that Epstein guy ...
-Drinky Pete and the Misters of War

Montezumas revenge can be slimming. For the Dotard set it can be lethal. A country can hope ...

Is she dying? She did predict that she would ...

Why are the guardsmen in DC? Let me make a list:
-pick up trash on the Mall
-keep up business at local Starbucks and chipotle stores
-avoid parading in Southeast DC
-draw pay from their home state governments
-make sure Der Dotard has a woody every time he looks at them

How about "Shut up it could be much worse Bill"? Catchy, yet honest...

Many people are saying that since Soros hired Pam Blondi's grifter brother for his legal team that Trump's case will be withdrawn any minute now...

On the positive side, the streets in NW DC are cleaner than ever, with all those guardsmen swinging brooms, stooping for cigarette butts and shooting at rats with their M-16s...

Well, that guy and everyone he knows will soon be dead, so the government will not have to pay any more salary. As for death benefits, well, the Social Security Administration needs the money elsewhere, so--too bad to his survivors...

This development dovetails perfectly with Leon Skum's declaration of being a 'Free Speech Maximalist'.

Is it just me, or do others wonder how it is that the guy currently called the President of the United States has so much time to watch cable news and late-night comedians? Perhaps his aides should give him more Big Boy comics (open to the puzzle pages) to keep him busy / amused / distracted / away from the levers of power...

Um--does anyone have the number to Mr. Bondi's law firm? I'm in a legal pickle and need all the help I can get...
--Kilmar Abrego Garca

In Okiehomie, Governor Brown Shoes has long declared that more firearms makes the Sooner or Later State more polite. Applying that bent logic, those kids in church must have mouthed-off bigly...